My friends, remember the good old days on Archinect where our beloved haiku thread grew to an incredible length?
We need a new one here, and this is it. I won't be satisfied until virtually ever topic known to man has been covered in eloquent 5-7-5 format. Yah, that's right, I expect to see no less than 825 replies by 5: p.m. Friday September 23.
Just as a reminder, some of the more popular topics in the world today that you may write a haiku about include:
Sex, money, cars, landscaping, working, comedy, Internets, hurricanes, Bush hating, John Roberts, painting, office pranks, motorcycle wheelies that seem to last forever, problems sending email, portfilios, moronic professors, porcupines, and silk panties.
Let the games begin!
nambypambics
May 24, 07 1:30 pm
immune system sucks.
twenty-four hour version
is what i must buy.
the most you can get
in one shopping trip today
is a pack of ten.
My friends, remember the good old days on Archinect where our beloved haiku thread grew to an incredible length?
We need a new one here, and this is it. I won't be satisfied until virtually ever topic known to man has been covered in eloquent 5-7-5 format. Yah, that's right, I expect to see no less than 825 replies by 5: p.m. Friday September 23.
Just as a reminder, some of the more popular topics in the world today that you may write a haiku about include:
Sex, money, cars, landscaping, working, comedy, Internets, hurricanes, Bush hating, John Roberts, painting, office pranks, motorcycle wheelies that seem to last forever, problems sending email, portfilios, moronic professors, porcupines, and silk panties.
Let the games begin!
immune system sucks.
twenty-four hour version
is what i must buy.
the most you can get
in one shopping trip today
is a pack of ten.
damnit damnit damn
damnit damnit damnit damnit damn
damnit damnit damn!
really, meth heads bite?
thanks for giving me nightmares.
should I dream them green?
meth heads and carnies
things that give me the willies
sunken faces suck
i moved to LA
partly to get far away
from pollen and such
now i take less pills
much less days of nose drip drip
and spicy food helps
Received bad haircut.
I asked for layers and such.
I have a helmut.
cris, do you hate clowns?
they scare my inner children
carnies scare my all
pollen bothers me
when every plant is fecund
on summer days. But
I will always be
tempted to pet friendly cats
everywhere I go.
so, you dislike clowns?
garpike, check my flickr!
nightmares for a month.
Public radio:
You make my workday fly by.
How I love thee so.
what are you trying?!
now i will die in my sleep!
you want me dead now?
clowns i can handle
except for it's pennywise
they all float indeed
npr is great
sorry about your helmut
just shave it all off!
hidden face scares me
kick chuck e. cheese from behind
but pooh bear's ok
i was a weird kid
and i am a weird adult
still hate santa claus
have to keep helmut,
shaved head = been there, done that.
i looked age 6 boy.
i have to ask you
has your helmet been approved
by ASTM?
the helmut is it
like a femmullet, or no?
or like a bowl cut?
I ate lunch today.
Lettuce, orange juice and pine nuts.
Trying not to wretch.
n_, how 'bout a shag?
Or a japanese hipster?
Party in the back....
dubk your lunch sounds
healthy but not really good!
lunch soon approaches...
ha ha, I asked n_
for a shag. Ummm...I don't like
girls, like that! Sorry.
I still have the shag,
Just a little helmut-y.
Me = Shag 4'eva.
Ha, you said bowl cut.
Definately not like that.
I would buzz that off.
ha, a bowl ain't cool
unless it's filled with jello
the green kind, of course
DubK hearts the n_,
You totally asked me to!
What's your sign, baby?
I am just teasing.
I am a fan of Craigslist,
for my dating needs.
dubk hit on n_!
it's ok, be who you are.
here, no one will judge! =P
i heart green jello
the food and video-band
both are nutritious
ha ha ha garpike
"little pig little pig let
me in" goes chorus
kraft said infringement
band then became green jellÿ
where are they today?
subsisting on green
jello as that is all they
can afford to eat
answers all that comes to mind.
wish i was clever!
really, half of tool?
it makes sense with their film stuff,
though would not have guessed.
I'm bringing it back baby! In honor of hot hot hot CAD standards:
structure is hairline
over two-hundred layers
but none is wall-struct
laughing in the dark
make2D command churns on
i read poop haikus
will you draw a plan
of me sitting in the dark
resurrecting threads?
long four years have passed
since happy architects worked
on raunchy poems
were you all employed?
i bet you're miserable now
ha ha ha ha ha
but for serious
help me in my endeavor
litter my inbox...
...with incessant chimes
archinect notifies me
when you poems post
old archinect
threads had
some soul balls
and creativity
and
now misdirected
angst at the mirrored
halls
new archinect threads
aren't really so lacking ...
though have less humor
Humor IS less: who
can forget great putdowns like
"You pee like a girl"?
sound the alarm joe!
witness the grand rebirth of
haiku excellence!
Downtrodden hunchback
drag your sorry ass to church
free food and free wine
calamitous rain
falls hard on Trump Tower
Chicago's eyesore
architecture sucks
Wish I didn’t take this path
I’m fucking lost now