My friends, remember the good old days on Archinect where our beloved haiku thread grew to an incredible length?
We need a new one here, and this is it. I won't be satisfied until virtually ever topic known to man has been covered in eloquent 5-7-5 format. Yah, that's right, I expect to see no less than 825 replies by 5: p.m. Friday September 23.
Just as a reminder, some of the more popular topics in the world today that you may write a haiku about include:
Sex, money, cars, landscaping, working, comedy, Internets, hurricanes, Bush hating, John Roberts, painting, office pranks, motorcycle wheelies that seem to last forever, problems sending email, portfilios, moronic professors, porcupines, and silk panties.
Let the games begin!
LaTorpilleRose
Sep 27, 05 8:07 pm
bend over my sweet
soon enough you will be stung
yes, master is here
please spread your legs wide
brace them both on the foot stool
that's it, just like that
ready to breath deep?
it's going to hurt at first
you can take the pain
I will hold your hand
if it comforts you a bit
you need to relax
you will feel so good
after it's fully set in
and I cool you down
Bob is here with me
I need him to help grip you
so I can push hard
I'm getting ready
it feels nice and hot now
time for a deep breath
OK, here it comes!
No, plese don't fight it my sweet!
Bob, brace her some more!
No, it's gonna bend!
Hold it, I'm pushing real good
it's just so darn hard!
just one last push now
Bob, look how it fit just right
ohhhh, what an effort
let me ice you down
people will know who you are
anywhere you go
you're not the first one
your brothers and sisters have
all gotten it too
right in the backside
with all the strength I could give
and all the love too
so now you're branded
with the ranches coat of arms
you should be so proud
no filly no more
you'll be ready to race soon
you sweet little horse
Hasselhoff
Sep 27, 05 10:27 pm
Stingray softly sleeps
He does not move when I poke
Poke, poke, poke, poke, poke
A shout out to anyone that knows the reference.
Manteno_Montenegro
Sep 28, 05 10:55 am
giant squid was caught
on camera for the first time
in japan ocean!
lletdownl
Sep 28, 05 11:15 am
oh please win a game
lord have mercy on the sox
the once strong white sox
Manteno_Montenegro
Sep 28, 05 1:32 pm
jerk ass tom delay
broke some rules and now he needs
spanking from hot nurse
lletdownl
Sep 30, 05 5:01 pm
and the white sox rule
AL central was no match
world series... F*CK YEAH
corgansmuzzle
Sep 30, 05 5:29 pm
friday. do some work.
get on with in and do work.
this week was a waste.
(hypothetical haiku... actually got a little bit done this week...)
corgansmuzzle
Oct 3, 05 3:19 am
its hard to believe
that nobody cares enough
to write a haiku
Manteno_Montenegro
Oct 6, 05 12:19 pm
getting excited
saint nicholas will be here
in just eighty days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3ifs
Oct 6, 05 2:43 pm
taco bell fre sauce
splatters onto my keyboard
when i squeeze too hard
corgansmuzzle
Oct 6, 05 3:13 pm
to 3ifs:
careful with your hand
you will shoot sticky stuff out
and that is just bad
Duane McLemore
Oct 7, 05 6:34 pm
bitch ran out on me
after I gave all I had
damn parking meter
momentum
Oct 7, 05 8:29 pm
the man likes dress codes
yet i am not my khakis
smirking revenge looms
meta
Oct 10, 05 8:05 am
come katrina come rita come
tsunami whatever
but stop man killin man wars
meta
Oct 10, 05 8:07 am
pakistan earthquake toll >
20,000 poor us
just felt like playing haiku.
meta
Oct 10, 05 8:09 am
i`m so bad playing this
you guys don`t
mind my haiku skills,damn
corgansmuzzle
Oct 10, 05 2:57 pm
five seven five dude
learn it to write a haiku
cause six is too much
Manteno_Montenegro
Oct 26, 05 4:27 pm
sick gutteral roars
eminating from stairwell
someone found the beast
Auguste Perret
Apr 14, 06 7:18 pm
The night has fallen
The object glows with spirit
Not architecture
snooker
Apr 14, 06 9:15 pm
seven samari walking tall all wanting to be architects
postal
Apr 14, 06 9:23 pm
thome up to bat
pitcher thinks hes all bad ass
that's not coming back
postal
Apr 14, 06 10:08 pm
grandpa did not see
our pale hose win the series
i wish you were here
postal
Apr 14, 06 10:12 pm
lletdownl knows the truth
the white sox have no equal
make me drunk with wins
Louisville Architect
Apr 15, 06 12:02 am
this thread was fun once
have no more haikus to share
why would you want more?
treekiller
Oct 29, 06 2:42 pm
once were words
never was silence
let us *bump*
this thread again
garpike
Oct 30, 06 12:35 am
Blue Cross, you goofed up.
I got a big check today.
Go buy me some beer.
garpike
Oct 30, 06 12:37 am
Bought me a 40.
Twist. Sip. I think to myself,
"Do I drink too much?"
garpike
Oct 30, 06 12:39 am
Can't blame the woman...
Though I sing "Baby Come Back"
Player was the band.
David Cuthbert
Jan 24, 07 9:44 pm
so hard for a girl
to be a lady architect
in this damn world
I love archinect
Mar 23, 07 7:50 pm
archinect is big
thread revisited
add you please
OutsideDream86
Mar 23, 07 9:37 pm
dear Cincinnati
desperately poor grad student
give me scholarships
garpike
May 23, 07 1:45 am
Where are the police?
Baby Jesus please don't cry
They can learn "haiku"
Turn off this machine
Watch the boob tube for a while
Sleep, work, and repeat
AP
May 23, 07 9:16 am
window to Brooklyn
Bridge on the Skyline, chili
for lunch, or pizza?
WonderK
May 23, 07 9:39 am
(good one, AP)
~~~~~
My tummy grumbles
What to have for lunch….oh no!
Lemonade again.
AtelierTabulaRasa
May 23, 07 6:58 pm
Interview Thursday
Hopefully I will get work
Please wish me much luck.
n_
May 23, 07 7:07 pm
"V.E., V.E. more."
I dislike developers.
Wait, just my client.
n_
May 23, 07 7:35 pm
Today he asked me,
Can we V.E. c.m.u.?
I giggled aloud.
garpike
May 24, 07 12:54 pm
Your tummy grumbles?
I just ate my breakfast bar.
Timezones are silly.
nambypambics
May 24, 07 1:02 pm
Allergies are gross.
Sudafed nuked appetite.
My tummy is still.
Erin Williams
May 24, 07 1:03 pm
You speed by
in your metal box,
Scourge of the planet.
Erin Williams
May 24, 07 1:04 pm
I pedal harder,
still falling behind.
But my energy level soars.
garpike
May 24, 07 1:07 pm
pseudoephedrine
once easy and cheap to buy
silly meth head rejects
nambypambics
May 24, 07 1:12 pm
i hate those meth heads:
the bane of my existence.
harder to get meds.
cannot buy in bulk.
must stand in pharmacy line
more than once a month.
can't the pharmacist,
observing my mucus pour,
just sell me ten packs?
will my medicine
give me those meth face symptoms:
bad skin, rotten teeth?
garpike
May 24, 07 1:13 pm
hey rationalist
pedal-powered computer?
how many leed points?
My friends, remember the good old days on Archinect where our beloved haiku thread grew to an incredible length?
We need a new one here, and this is it. I won't be satisfied until virtually ever topic known to man has been covered in eloquent 5-7-5 format. Yah, that's right, I expect to see no less than 825 replies by 5: p.m. Friday September 23.
Just as a reminder, some of the more popular topics in the world today that you may write a haiku about include:
Sex, money, cars, landscaping, working, comedy, Internets, hurricanes, Bush hating, John Roberts, painting, office pranks, motorcycle wheelies that seem to last forever, problems sending email, portfilios, moronic professors, porcupines, and silk panties.
Let the games begin!
bend over my sweet
soon enough you will be stung
yes, master is here
please spread your legs wide
brace them both on the foot stool
that's it, just like that
ready to breath deep?
it's going to hurt at first
you can take the pain
I will hold your hand
if it comforts you a bit
you need to relax
you will feel so good
after it's fully set in
and I cool you down
Bob is here with me
I need him to help grip you
so I can push hard
I'm getting ready
it feels nice and hot now
time for a deep breath
OK, here it comes!
No, plese don't fight it my sweet!
Bob, brace her some more!
No, it's gonna bend!
Hold it, I'm pushing real good
it's just so darn hard!
just one last push now
Bob, look how it fit just right
ohhhh, what an effort
let me ice you down
people will know who you are
anywhere you go
you're not the first one
your brothers and sisters have
all gotten it too
right in the backside
with all the strength I could give
and all the love too
so now you're branded
with the ranches coat of arms
you should be so proud
no filly no more
you'll be ready to race soon
you sweet little horse
Stingray softly sleeps
He does not move when I poke
Poke, poke, poke, poke, poke
A shout out to anyone that knows the reference.
giant squid was caught
on camera for the first time
in japan ocean!
oh please win a game
lord have mercy on the sox
the once strong white sox
jerk ass tom delay
broke some rules and now he needs
spanking from hot nurse
and the white sox rule
AL central was no match
world series... F*CK YEAH
friday. do some work.
get on with in and do work.
this week was a waste.
(hypothetical haiku... actually got a little bit done this week...)
its hard to believe
that nobody cares enough
to write a haiku
getting excited
saint nicholas will be here
in just eighty days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
taco bell fre sauce
splatters onto my keyboard
when i squeeze too hard
to 3ifs:
careful with your hand
you will shoot sticky stuff out
and that is just bad
bitch ran out on me
after I gave all I had
damn parking meter
the man likes dress codes
yet i am not my khakis
smirking revenge looms
come katrina come rita come
tsunami whatever
but stop man killin man wars
pakistan earthquake toll >
20,000 poor us
just felt like playing haiku.
i`m so bad playing this
you guys don`t
mind my haiku skills,damn
five seven five dude
learn it to write a haiku
cause six is too much
sick gutteral roars
eminating from stairwell
someone found the beast
The night has fallen
The object glows with spirit
Not architecture
seven samari walking tall all wanting to be architects
thome up to bat
pitcher thinks hes all bad ass
that's not coming back
grandpa did not see
our pale hose win the series
i wish you were here
lletdownl knows the truth
the white sox have no equal
make me drunk with wins
this thread was fun once
have no more haikus to share
why would you want more?
once were words
never was silence
let us *bump*
this thread again
Blue Cross, you goofed up.
I got a big check today.
Go buy me some beer.
Bought me a 40.
Twist. Sip. I think to myself,
"Do I drink too much?"
Can't blame the woman...
Though I sing "Baby Come Back"
Player was the band.
so hard for a girl
to be a lady architect
in this damn world
archinect is big
thread revisited
add you please
dear Cincinnati
desperately poor grad student
give me scholarships
Where are the police?
Baby Jesus please don't cry
They can learn "haiku"
Turn off this machine
Watch the boob tube for a while
Sleep, work, and repeat
window to Brooklyn
Bridge on the Skyline, chili
for lunch, or pizza?
(good one, AP)
~~~~~
My tummy grumbles
What to have for lunch….oh no!
Lemonade again.
Interview Thursday
Hopefully I will get work
Please wish me much luck.
"V.E., V.E. more."
I dislike developers.
Wait, just my client.
Today he asked me,
Can we V.E. c.m.u.?
I giggled aloud.
Your tummy grumbles?
I just ate my breakfast bar.
Timezones are silly.
Allergies are gross.
Sudafed nuked appetite.
My tummy is still.
You speed by
in your metal box,
Scourge of the planet.
I pedal harder,
still falling behind.
But my energy level soars.
pseudoephedrine
once easy and cheap to buy
silly meth head rejects
i hate those meth heads:
the bane of my existence.
harder to get meds.
cannot buy in bulk.
must stand in pharmacy line
more than once a month.
can't the pharmacist,
observing my mucus pour,
just sell me ten packs?
will my medicine
give me those meth face symptoms:
bad skin, rotten teeth?
hey rationalist
pedal-powered computer?
how many leed points?
pump pump pump pump pump
pump pump pump pump pump pump pump
pump pump pumping cad
silly garpike,
refusing to understand
my beautiful poem
i am addicted
can't stop refreshing the page
must see all new posts
for only five bucks
could buy a ninety-six pack
namby you feel me?
would you believe that
i've never met a meth head
i'd like to kick one
meth heads may bite you
with their sharp and pointy teeth
infections abound
hey r, in my world
people commute peopleback
"gas" is not the same