My friends, remember the good old days on Archinect where our beloved haiku thread grew to an incredible length?
We need a new one here, and this is it. I won't be satisfied until virtually ever topic known to man has been covered in eloquent 5-7-5 format. Yah, that's right, I expect to see no less than 825 replies by 5: p.m. Friday September 23.
Just as a reminder, some of the more popular topics in the world today that you may write a haiku about include:
Sex, money, cars, landscaping, working, comedy, Internets, hurricanes, Bush hating, John Roberts, painting, office pranks, motorcycle wheelies that seem to last forever, problems sending email, portfilios, moronic professors, porcupines, and silk panties.
Let the games begin!
Steven Ward
Sep 23, 05 3:43 pm
it IS it IS just
a gross out fest for 'necters.
...nothing but class, guys.
Manteno_Montenegro
Sep 23, 05 3:43 pm
sweet mother of god
I just saw a rat tail
slide down kitty's throat
3ifs
Sep 23, 05 3:43 pm
haiku thread so fun
inappropriate poems
make us laugh more
3ifs
Sep 23, 05 3:44 pm
haiku thread so fun
inappropriate poems
make us laugh alot
Steven Ward
Sep 23, 05 3:46 pm
only seven hun-
dred twenty three more posts to
reach manteno's goal
of eight hundred twen-
ty five by five o'clock to-
day, everyone
3ifs
Sep 23, 05 3:46 pm
steven ward the man
scolds nasty poem posters
he really laughs too
Steven Ward
Sep 23, 05 3:49 pm
hahahahaha
hahahahahahaha
hahahahaha
3ifs
Sep 23, 05 3:56 pm
haha says steven
his thinly veiled 'fuck you'
makes me weep inside
Manteno_Montenegro
Sep 23, 05 4:01 pm
junior high school dance
first time to pop a boner
slow dancing with girls
Manteno_Montenegro
Sep 23, 05 4:02 pm
face it steven ward
you're a poo-poo fetishist
you love all of this
3ifs
Sep 23, 05 4:04 pm
dog humping your leg
watch his tail move up and down
then kick his balls hard
Manteno_Montenegro
Sep 23, 05 4:05 pm
architecture school
would have been better with more
penis metaphors
Manteno_Montenegro
Sep 23, 05 4:07 pm
a teenager just
threw an egg at my Volvo
gonna slit his throat
Manteno_Montenegro
Sep 23, 05 4:08 pm
little puppy dog
you think his poops smell bad now
wait till he's full grown
Manteno_Montenegro
Sep 23, 05 4:12 pm
Boca Raton is
a popular killing field
for the Grim Reaper
Manteno_Montenegro
Sep 23, 05 4:17 pm
ipod on random
just cued up ice ice baby
how'd this get on here?
3ifs
Sep 23, 05 4:19 pm
drunk freshman roommate
left the party halfway through
no one saw him leave
stumbling through the streets
old lady beat his drunk ass
with her umbrella
swimming sounded good
dip in the schullkyll made sense
now hes wet and drunk
kind ghetto stranger
picked him from the gutter
dropped him at school
phone wakes me at 3
what the fuck are you saying
where are you dumbass?
your wallet is gone
you stink like i can't believe
your keys missing too
OH MY GOD WAKE UP
you sleepwalking jackass
pissing on my clothes
Manteno_Montenegro
Sep 23, 05 4:23 pm
What bad luck I have
just tore the crack of my pants
exposing my butt
3ifs
Sep 23, 05 4:23 pm
slip the finger in
look around, no one saw you
now eat that booger
Manteno_Montenegro
Sep 23, 05 4:24 pm
Oh, a lemonade stand
how much will you stiff me for
capitalist pig
Manteno_Montenegro
Sep 23, 05 4:25 pm
excuse me my friend
do you have some grey poupon
for me to poop on?
3ifs
Sep 23, 05 4:26 pm
terribly itchy
your anus is begging you
scratch me good and hard
Manteno_Montenegro
Sep 23, 05 4:28 pm
did you hear something
it must have been the baby
loud far for her size
Manteno_Montenegro
Sep 23, 05 4:28 pm
did you hear something
it must have been the baby
loud fart for her size
Manteno_Montenegro
Sep 23, 05 4:30 pm
soft little cat paws
awaken me while sleeping
tickeling my crotch
3ifs
Sep 23, 05 4:32 pm
laughing my ass off
boss looks over and asks why
"nothing, internet..."
Manteno_Montenegro
Sep 23, 05 4:35 pm
dried blood is a sign
that something bad just happened
in the urinal
Manteno_Montenegro
Sep 23, 05 4:38 pm
this tapioca
looks like a sinus problem
I get in winter
Manteno_Montenegro
Sep 23, 05 4:44 pm
bet you did not know
johnny cash had an affair
with Nancy Reagan
Manteno_Montenegro
Sep 23, 05 4:45 pm
might as well stop now
I totally own this thread
recognize, you fools!
3ifs
Sep 23, 05 4:53 pm
tonight while wife sleeps
i sit and write the haikus
manteno goes down
sameolddoctor
Sep 23, 05 5:01 pm
ive got something in my front pocket
for you, come hold it and squeeze it
and say how do you do
Manteno_Montenegro
Sep 23, 05 5:06 pm
3ifs will be nuked
big time, with massive haiku
from poetry bomb
sameolddoctor
Sep 23, 05 5:13 pm
on another note
i ask what'o'what
happened to per corell's thread
Manteno_Montenegro
Sep 23, 05 5:21 pm
animal instinct
takes over in the bedroom
she is fast asleep
creeping up the sheets
I am silent and deadly
close in for the kill
with a quickness
I extend my stiff stinger
her nectar soon flows
she wakes up screaming
flailing around the sheets
this way and that way
stop! stop! please, please stop!
she cries out in utter pain
it hurts! it hurts bad!
husband awakens
his dream of new fishing boat
was interrupted
concern for his wife
who is screaming and crying
can't see in the dark
what is wrong honey?
why are you screaming like that?
was it a bad dream?
no, I think it was
a bee or some kind of wasp,
bit me on my ass!
Manteno_Montenegro
Sep 23, 05 5:31 pm
hurricane victims
have not been gettin' any
that's why they're stressed
Manteno_Montenegro
Sep 23, 05 5:33 pm
girlfriend will insist
that I pop these big back zits
live on my web-cam
Manteno_Montenegro
Sep 23, 05 5:35 pm
in dallas texas
cannibals live underground
eating redneck brains
Manteno_Montenegro
Sep 23, 05 6:22 pm
peanut butter spoon
you really call that a lunch
no wonder you're fat
Manteno_Montenegro
Sep 23, 05 6:25 pm
So dissapointed
Rita downgraded to three
I want destruction!!
LaTorpilleRose
Sep 24, 05 11:38 am
sweat pours from my brown
I think about the children
wearing hand-me-downs
LaTorpilleRose
Sep 24, 05 11:38 am
sweat pours from my brow
I think about the children
wearing hand-me-downs
LaTorpilleRose
Sep 24, 05 11:39 am
hey there manteno
are you still sad that rita
changed her size and shape
corgansmuzzle
Sep 24, 05 1:32 pm
thesis looms heavy
can't think any more of it
rather be in bed...
corgansmuzzle
Sep 24, 05 1:33 pm
dust bunnies of late
threaten to engulf this place
must kill with a broom!
corgansmuzzle
Sep 24, 05 1:38 pm
aol cds
aol cds
shiny emblems of corp'rate
capitalist bucks
LaTorpilleRose
Sep 24, 05 1:56 pm
old homeless man
furiously masturbates
outside my window
LaTorpilleRose
Sep 24, 05 1:56 pm
local peeping tom
just got turned off by the sight
of your unshaved bush
LaTorpilleRose
Sep 24, 05 1:57 pm
new boyfriend freaks out
slides hand into your panties
discovers a dick
LaTorpilleRose
Sep 24, 05 1:58 pm
toilet overflows
with pudding textured poo-poo
I smile and smell
My friends, remember the good old days on Archinect where our beloved haiku thread grew to an incredible length?
We need a new one here, and this is it. I won't be satisfied until virtually ever topic known to man has been covered in eloquent 5-7-5 format. Yah, that's right, I expect to see no less than 825 replies by 5: p.m. Friday September 23.
Just as a reminder, some of the more popular topics in the world today that you may write a haiku about include:
Sex, money, cars, landscaping, working, comedy, Internets, hurricanes, Bush hating, John Roberts, painting, office pranks, motorcycle wheelies that seem to last forever, problems sending email, portfilios, moronic professors, porcupines, and silk panties.
Let the games begin!
it IS it IS just
a gross out fest for 'necters.
...nothing but class, guys.
sweet mother of god
I just saw a rat tail
slide down kitty's throat
haiku thread so fun
inappropriate poems
make us laugh more
haiku thread so fun
inappropriate poems
make us laugh alot
only seven hun-
dred twenty three more posts to
reach manteno's goal
of eight hundred twen-
ty five by five o'clock to-
day, everyone
steven ward the man
scolds nasty poem posters
he really laughs too
hahahahaha
hahahahahahaha
hahahahaha
haha says steven
his thinly veiled 'fuck you'
makes me weep inside
junior high school dance
first time to pop a boner
slow dancing with girls
face it steven ward
you're a poo-poo fetishist
you love all of this
dog humping your leg
watch his tail move up and down
then kick his balls hard
architecture school
would have been better with more
penis metaphors
a teenager just
threw an egg at my Volvo
gonna slit his throat
little puppy dog
you think his poops smell bad now
wait till he's full grown
Boca Raton is
a popular killing field
for the Grim Reaper
ipod on random
just cued up ice ice baby
how'd this get on here?
drunk freshman roommate
left the party halfway through
no one saw him leave
stumbling through the streets
old lady beat his drunk ass
with her umbrella
swimming sounded good
dip in the schullkyll made sense
now hes wet and drunk
kind ghetto stranger
picked him from the gutter
dropped him at school
phone wakes me at 3
what the fuck are you saying
where are you dumbass?
your wallet is gone
you stink like i can't believe
your keys missing too
OH MY GOD WAKE UP
you sleepwalking jackass
pissing on my clothes
What bad luck I have
just tore the crack of my pants
exposing my butt
slip the finger in
look around, no one saw you
now eat that booger
Oh, a lemonade stand
how much will you stiff me for
capitalist pig
excuse me my friend
do you have some grey poupon
for me to poop on?
terribly itchy
your anus is begging you
scratch me good and hard
did you hear something
it must have been the baby
loud far for her size
did you hear something
it must have been the baby
loud fart for her size
soft little cat paws
awaken me while sleeping
tickeling my crotch
laughing my ass off
boss looks over and asks why
"nothing, internet..."
dried blood is a sign
that something bad just happened
in the urinal
this tapioca
looks like a sinus problem
I get in winter
bet you did not know
johnny cash had an affair
with Nancy Reagan
might as well stop now
I totally own this thread
recognize, you fools!
tonight while wife sleeps
i sit and write the haikus
manteno goes down
ive got something in my front pocket
for you, come hold it and squeeze it
and say how do you do
3ifs will be nuked
big time, with massive haiku
from poetry bomb
on another note
i ask what'o'what
happened to per corell's thread
animal instinct
takes over in the bedroom
she is fast asleep
creeping up the sheets
I am silent and deadly
close in for the kill
with a quickness
I extend my stiff stinger
her nectar soon flows
she wakes up screaming
flailing around the sheets
this way and that way
stop! stop! please, please stop!
she cries out in utter pain
it hurts! it hurts bad!
husband awakens
his dream of new fishing boat
was interrupted
concern for his wife
who is screaming and crying
can't see in the dark
what is wrong honey?
why are you screaming like that?
was it a bad dream?
no, I think it was
a bee or some kind of wasp,
bit me on my ass!
hurricane victims
have not been gettin' any
that's why they're stressed
girlfriend will insist
that I pop these big back zits
live on my web-cam
in dallas texas
cannibals live underground
eating redneck brains
peanut butter spoon
you really call that a lunch
no wonder you're fat
So dissapointed
Rita downgraded to three
I want destruction!!
sweat pours from my brown
I think about the children
wearing hand-me-downs
sweat pours from my brow
I think about the children
wearing hand-me-downs
hey there manteno
are you still sad that rita
changed her size and shape
thesis looms heavy
can't think any more of it
rather be in bed...
dust bunnies of late
threaten to engulf this place
must kill with a broom!
aol cds
aol cds
shiny emblems of corp'rate
capitalist bucks
old homeless man
furiously masturbates
outside my window
local peeping tom
just got turned off by the sight
of your unshaved bush
new boyfriend freaks out
slides hand into your panties
discovers a dick
toilet overflows
with pudding textured poo-poo
I smile and smell