1/14th through da finals
if a seven game series

lakers up 50-41
and the celts are looking tear-y

stupid celebs in the stands
paul p don't think fans gots da knowledge

but dey know fo' first twenty-fo'
lakes takin' celts to college !!

My name is shake zula, the mic rula,
the old-schoola; you wanna trip?
I'll bring it to ya.

Frylock and I'm on top; rock you like a cop.
Meatwad you're up next with your knock-knock

Meatwad make the money see. Meatwad get the honeys G.
Driving in my car, living like a star,
ice on my fingers and toes and i'm a Taurus.

Cause we are the Aqua Teens, make the homeys say ho and the
girleys want to scream.

yo sven-sven ya comin' at me?
wit words ya stole from aqua teen?
what the f ya doin' here?
let me make dis shit clear:

ya can't beat mah flow
i bust-a rhymes like ma yo-yo
rippin' up dat cello
i crush ya down like jello

ya want a battle i got ya covered
like da lakers freakin' smothered
you and da celts went down
stomped ya in da mofo ground

so if ya post make it da most
but i gonna turn ya to a ghost
n leave ya cryin' like a baby
hey hey i'm gonna slay ye!

yo yo? what the FRaC you talkin bout?
i drop words like bombs make you mother pout
i got game off the chain make your mother shout
especially when i triple rhyme a stanza - you won't call me out.

i read here all day about oil spills and mad asians,
it ads up to one ass-bad equation,
although the gulf oil spill may be black and not yellow,
i really think some of these other dudes on here need to mellow.

and no i dont watch the nba,
id rather go to a donkey-show if i wanted to be lame.
watching rich dumbasses talk their trashes,
in 20 years when their knees gone they be poppin prozacs.

anyway i'm at work typing like a jerk,
to some acne-faced kid that is about to go berserk,
when he sees with his eyes how i just threw down,
even his own momma will wanna kick him the FRac out of town.

word, son

ah HELL yeah double sven comin' at me once again
i fell ya pain in da brain when i read some of da same
i see yo asian and yo oil and i raise ga-za termoil
and i stay outta dat shit cause they think jews ain't legit

but i digress when ya confess dat you ain't watch da nba
how ya get into this thread without seein' last night's game?
but it don't matter 'bout da latter 'cause i gots ta say i'm flattered
dat ya frac frac paddy-whack smack mah name in vain

so what the f when ya don't get dat pau gasol done gots da ball
n stuff it down to chinatown i heard da sound of laker's crowd
push 'em up-up-up ta 1 ta none so wasssup?
mmkay dats lame i say da same jus watch sunday fo' second game!