glad to see America still has the edge in high technology

more like Genius tweets farts. This man is like the Thomas Edison of our age.

Genius with way too much time on his hands

does anyone else think twitter is a sign of the apocalypse?

1. Ugh. That was a gross one - about 18 hours ago from web
2. Someone please disassemble me - about 21 hours ago from web
3. I wish I were some other chair - about 21 hours ago from web
4. He farted right on me again - about 24 hours ago from web
5. allow me to repeat... ppppfffffffffftttttttttttt - 11:34 AM Apr 14th from web
6. Ugh. That was a gross one - 11:29 AM Apr 14th from web
7. It wasn't always like this. - 11:24 AM Apr 14th from web
8. Someone please disassemble me - 10:47 AM Apr 14th from web
9. Pfffffffffft - 2:45 PM Apr 13th from web
10. Didn't hear that coming - 11:21 AM Apr 13th from web
11. He farted right on me again - 11:16 AM Apr 13th from web
12. Hello Internet - 2:23 PM Jan 20th from web

I wonder if anyone will dare to tweet queefs.

dread - no. how do you figure?

it was a joke... mostly.

i don't know, i guess i'm just a little concerned about the state of communication when it's reduced to 140 character status updates.

but it's probably much ado about nothing.

anyway, carry on tweeting.