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2009 Predictions

b3tadine[sutures]

Yep, it's time to ruminate about your predictions for 2009!

1. markets will decline another 15% and bottom around June.
2. markets will see a resurgence in the 4th Q.
3. WNBA will fold.
4. US pro soccer will fold.
5. Brad Pitt will win an Oscar.
6. Angelina Jolie will adopt Jennifer Aniston.
7. Coni Rice will come out of closet.
8. Dick Cheney's heart will stop beating, and he will be frozen.
9. Iraq will be occupied by ____________.
10. Osama will be killed or have been revealed to have been killed.
11. MLB will contract; gone will be KC, TX, FL, Toronto, and Yankees.
12. NBA will contract.
13. Anyone that currently has "Bob Hope" eyes will die.
14. Coldplay will get killed by Amy Winehouse in a freakish accident.
15. Several clothing chains will go belly up; Macy's, AE, and any other mall trending established clothier.
16. Walmart will become a swear word.
17. Getting Blago'd will be the euphemism dujour.
18. vado will become a licensed professional.
19. vado will get his g/f/wife to commit.
20. LB will be published in Dwell or Marie Claire.
21. the new stimulus program will be 1.5 trillion dollars.
22. 1 billion dollars will become the new gold standard for 1 million dollars.
23. i will win a lottery.
24. i will run a marathon.
25. 2008 will be a distant memory.
26. no one will care about FOG, Zaha, REM, or Thom.
27. [fill in the blank]

 
Dec 12, 08 1:43 pm
FrankLloydMike

27. Brad Pitt will win a Pritzker
28. Robust sales of new Archinect t-shirts lift the economy out a recession

Dec 12, 08 1:53 pm  · 
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lletdownl

29. The White Sox will win the world series

Dec 12, 08 2:01 pm  · 
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Synergy

30. The White Sox will not win the world series

Dec 12, 08 2:22 pm  · 
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snook_dude

30. Brad will dump Angelina and hook up with Zaha. It will be the Architectual Marriage of the year.

Dec 12, 08 2:27 pm  · 
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snook_dude

32. Chuck Norris witll be appointed Ambasador to China.

Dec 12, 08 2:29 pm  · 
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snook_dude

33. Autocad will come out with version 2010 in the year 2009.

Dec 12, 08 2:30 pm  · 
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lletdownl

34. The White Sox will not not win the world series

Dec 12, 08 2:32 pm  · 
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snook_dude

Sarah Palin will run off with Levi....just because he is a hot sexy hockey player.....

Dec 12, 08 2:38 pm  · 
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difficultfix

35. Since Angelina Jolie adopted Jennifer Aniston, Jenifer will be molested by her father Brad pitt..before running away from his family to hook up with Zaha

Dec 12, 08 2:46 pm  · 
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snook_dude

36. Zaha will have a Fling with Levi....just because he is a hot sexy hocky player....and he talks dirty.

Dec 12, 08 3:04 pm  · 
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won and done williams

37. americans will lose all interest in sports and celebrity as the economy crumbles around them... wait... nah.

Dec 12, 08 3:08 pm  · 
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Arzo

38. china will buy america and force us all to be chinese

Dec 12, 08 9:15 pm  · 
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39. obama will get caught in the white house with no other than monica lewinsky who has been hiding in the closet and waiting for the transition. this'll make oprah very jealous and harpo will publish a behind the scenes issue titled 'happy birthday mr. president,' claiming that the president is a muslim dingdong who will not admit he has been secretly (also) been schtucking sarah pelin and telling everybody he goes to alaska every month fishing for world peace crab, vehemently denying he goes there for piece of ass instead.

Dec 12, 08 9:40 pm  · 
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Apurimac

40. When the combined bail-out from the Federal Reserve and Congress finally reaches the consumer a loaf of bread will be worth $1000 although we will all be paid at '08 levels, leading to a new form of currency- The Rat.

Dec 12, 08 9:55 pm  · 
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Sean Taylor

41. There will be at least one thread asking where Architects get all their groovy glasses.

Dec 13, 08 12:14 am  · 
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vado retro

these predictions are blago!

Dec 13, 08 12:21 am  · 
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aspect

44. i will lost my virginity (i hope)

Dec 13, 08 12:44 am  · 
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aspect

typo>42

Dec 13, 08 12:44 am  · 
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fays.panda

43. vado will be blago'd

Dec 14, 08 7:58 am  · 
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trace™

45. there will be a post asking which is the best school

Dec 14, 08 11:09 am  · 
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Mirin

46. The global economy will reach such a pitch of instability and craziness that all financial transactions will be halted for 3 days, banks, stores, and schools will shut down and people will hang out and sit in front of their houses/buildings drinking mint julep and play the banjo and poker.

Dec 14, 08 11:41 am  · 
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Emilio

47. The earth will be hit my a massive asteroid that will split it into exactly 47 pieces, which will then float for eternity in the vastness of space....

or maybe it won't....

Dec 14, 08 12:45 pm  · 
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MADianito

48. there will be a post claiming PC/Windows is way better than MAC

49. Bjarke Ingels (BIG) will do social housing in latin america

50. Per Corell will stop commenting on the discussions section and sign up in architecture school.

Dec 14, 08 3:13 pm  · 
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fays.panda

51. OMA will publish a book about eastern europe

Dec 14, 08 5:01 pm  · 
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fays.panda

52. there will be a blog about 2010 predictions

53. there will be a movie about the end of the world, it's josh hartnett's turn now

Dec 14, 08 5:03 pm  · 
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beekay31

54. Basement renovations will be the driving architectural industry as half the country goes back to live in their parents'.

Dec 15, 08 1:39 am  · 
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fangzhouzi

55. I will start a company and hire architects at an unbelievable cheap price before the booming starts again in 2010.

Dec 15, 08 1:51 am  · 
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MADianito

hahahaha 54 is a good one...

Dec 15, 08 10:25 am  · 
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toasteroven

56. drunk bicycling will become the next big fad.

Dec 16, 08 12:14 am  · 
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MADianito

57. works at Sagrada Familia construction will get finished under the guidance of Sir Norman Foster

Dec 16, 08 12:37 pm  · 
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Antisthenes

58. bush pardons madoff

Dec 16, 08 12:43 pm  · 
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PsyArch

59 Brent Crude @ <$25/barrell

Dec 16, 08 1:07 pm  · 
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TED

60. the world will end
61. my bank calls my line of credit in
62. i finally get to my 2003 tax returns!

[maybe i have the order wrong here]

Dec 16, 08 4:35 pm  · 
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MADianito
TED world ends in 2012
Dec 16, 08 5:17 pm  · 
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phuyaké

63. An emergency presidential address is televised live on all major networks on the last day of Bush's presidency. News spreads quickly that he intends to expose the extent of his and his cabinet's corruption over the past eight years, and will offer to turn himself in to face the legal ramifications of his crimes. Five minutes into the address, the screen cuts, and W can be heard laughing in the background; running out of the office for Mexico.

Dec 16, 08 5:18 pm  · 
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MADianito

64. Bush gets killed in Mexico after a long torture with a "MOCTEZUMA's REVENGE" style.... Mexican government issues official cause of dead:

-dehydration by diarrhea-


P.S. he better not think to come over here, he might go to his "brit buddies" we want no Bush here

Dec 16, 08 5:24 pm  · 
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Antisthenes

65. Bush enacts supreme executive privilege and does not leave office

Dec 16, 08 5:57 pm  · 
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Antisthenes

66. Mugabe Brings Cholera to Usaians

Dec 16, 08 5:59 pm  · 
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snook_dude

madoff tells the world it was his 23 year old live in maid that was the mastermind in the 50 billion dollar ponzi scheme, he was just the front man.

Dec 16, 08 6:28 pm  · 
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Kardiogramm

68. Mugabe reveals that he is somehow related to Adolf Hitler and starts a trend around Africa with his moustache.

Dec 17, 08 4:30 am  · 
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snook_dude

69. Levi Johnson's mom gets busted for oxycontin distribution. Oh sorry that happened this year. Sarah Palin will not testify when she is called to the stand evokes the 5th Amendment....ya that is it ...cause the hearing isn't until January 6, 2009.

Dec 20, 08 3:50 pm  · 
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Emilio

70. Paris Hilton will reveal some part of her anatomy to the paparazzi.............wait, that happens every year.....month.....week.

Dec 20, 08 5:46 pm  · 
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Smokety Mc Smoke Smoke

71. The few remaining strands of Cliff Burton's DNA will be reconstituted to form a "Super Cliff Burton" who will go medieval on James Hetfield, Lars Ulrich, and Kirk Hammett.

Dec 21, 08 11:56 pm  · 
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PsyArch

Dan Stewart gives his ten for 2009 in Building Magazine:


4 Foreign Office Architects has a public falling out with the letter E. “For too long, the letter E has ignored the design quality of our work and compromised the integrity for which we have worked long and hard,” says principal Alejandro Zaera Polo. “From henceforth, we will be known as Forign Offic Architcts.” The letter E initiates legal proceedings.

etc

Dec 23, 08 12:12 pm  · 
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4arch

I predict that a major US city (population 500k or greater) will be without a daily, mainstream newspaper by the end of the year.

Feb 11, 09 1:03 pm  · 
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MADianito

72. Rem's China project will be set on fire.... damn! i was late...

Feb 11, 09 1:29 pm  · 
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b3tadine[sutures]

it seems i am doing pretty well on my predictions...

Feb 11, 09 1:35 pm  · 
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drums please, Fab?

walmart you, b3ta!

Feb 11, 09 2:13 pm  · 
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b3tadine[sutures]

It's time to start owning, counting down to the last three weeks. vado, any movement yet on 18 or 19? no pressure mind you, i just have a bet in Vegas i'm looking to help pay for x-mas.

Dec 8, 09 10:17 am  · 
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