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10 Things Your Developer Will or Won't Tell You!

RqTecT

1. Yeah Of course I'll pay you, what do you think I am.
2. Love Your Design No Changes.
3. Take your time.
4. I really Wanted to be an Architect but I became an ahole instead.
5. Check? I sent it Yesterday.
6. Money is no object....., Except when you need a check.
7. I'll pay for Lunch.
8. Just one more change..., Not that BIG.
9. That's your Daughter, How old is she?
10.

 
Sep 15, 04 10:20 pm
kn825

We're a team.

Sep 15, 04 10:32 pm  · 
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kylemiller

Don't worry, I wont tell all my friends how dumb you are and that I am smarter than you. I don;t envy you at all.

Sep 15, 04 11:09 pm  · 
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Tectonic

Just finish the god damn thing!

Sep 15, 04 11:17 pm  · 
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David Cuthbert

12. I won't steal your designs I respect you and the laws around intellectual property

Sep 16, 04 10:47 am  · 
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BOTS

13. Value Engineering - that is such a waste of time, concerntrate on the quality.

Sep 16, 04 11:07 am  · 
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archiphreak

of course i didn't make any design changes without your input!!...what could be more stupid than that?

Sep 16, 04 1:08 pm  · 
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A

Uhh, I put that roof drain in a different place than you said to because I "accidently" put the tapered insulation sloping the wrong way.

Sep 16, 04 1:32 pm  · 
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st.

my favorite television show is Gilmore Girls

Sep 16, 04 3:36 pm  · 
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.nl

When your done designin my generic apartment building, please wash my mercedes!

Sep 16, 04 4:02 pm  · 
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dia

22. I have served jail time for fraud

Sep 16, 04 5:54 pm  · 
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larslarson

get me a Coke...i pay enough money to this freakin' firm
i should at least get a free coke...

(actually said in a former office)

Sep 16, 04 7:51 pm  · 
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larslarson

oh is that what that 'not for construction' note meant?

Sep 16, 04 7:51 pm  · 
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bigness

i'm not gonna change everything in the shop layout three days, 5 hours and 25 five minuts before we go on site, i promise.

since they've done all the work, may i take your employees out for dinner instead of you, you fat rich "sold your soul for the money of commercial architecture" bastard?

Sep 16, 04 7:59 pm  · 
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alphanumericcha

2a. I really enjoy talking with you about design, and of course I'll be open minded,,,

Sep 16, 04 8:01 pm  · 
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geezer

Of course I'm not going to pay you now because I'm booking your fees as part of my pro forma to show to the bank...

Sep 17, 04 9:00 pm  · 
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travo

this carrot i am dangling in your face.....good color....smells nice....will taste delicious...oh it is just a method for me to kick you in the sack.

Sep 20, 04 8:54 pm  · 
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enzo76

I will modify your .pdf's and return them to you approved without telling you about the subtle revisions. Same file name and format.


I will take the advice of any jackass who stumbles off the street over your suggestions, then blame you when things fall apart.

Sep 21, 04 3:57 pm  · 
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