Me vs. Toot Joslin? You gotta be kidding.

you win!!!!

I need to go on a diet...damn

You two need to get a room...

go garpike! start growing that facial hair now. if it starts to look good, maybe we can come up with a jersey for you.

[hm. what would a beard look like on the garwondler?]

I'm a little dissapointed there's no "Hitler" category for the mustache.

Ok, wait a second, Steven. I believe Garwondler already HAS a beard. That's the magic of it. Beard, boobs, and wobbly bits. Best of both worlds. Right?

I think there's a couple of weak links in the American team...

is period garb a requirement too? people act like beards were only cool in the past, and as a bearded individual I beg to differ.

we must be slackin. i just googled 'garwondler' to see the beard, and got NOTHING!