definitely the trunk, definitely.

only the trunk.

something ridiculously tight that shows off either your package or breasts

wear the trunk over your face this time for some variety...

maybe the trunk UNDER your pants...
really give her a surprise

combined with your less t-shirt
when she asks... you simply say: all the other guys are...

either the foil-wrapped cuke or the cop-suit would work.

fez cap

haha, got a hot date mdler???

I like the fez cap and don't forget zee mustache!

That Purple cat woman suit, that you looked so fetching in.

I would vote for wearing the trunk at the back of your head.

whatever it was you were wearing when we hung out..
oh wait that WAS the less shirt and elephant.

namby

you ended up in my bed, so it must have worked....oh wait, I slept on the couch

since its a blind date and you cant see you should wear nothing

I think you should wear an incredible hulk outfit....only spray paint it a shade of teal

maybe she'll want some trunk in her junk!

write me a song, vado

with garpike on flute...

My garwondLer brings all the gurlz to the yard,
And their like
It's longer than yours,
Damn right it's longer than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

I know you want it,
The trunk that makes me,
What the gurlz go crazy for.
They lose their minds,
The way I spray
I think its time

[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Warm it up.
Lala-lalala,
The gurlz are waiting

My garwondLer brings all the gurlz to the yard,
And their like
It's longerer than yours,
Damn right it's longer than yours,
I can garpike,
But I have to charge

a condom

your architecture sux t-shirt

dress up as a A corn-fed harvest mouse, or a hooker, or a nun, or a Flemish peasant woman. Also bring some whips, chains, whistles, yo-yo's, a circus midget. Your grandmother riding on a bicycle (extra points if she gives people the finger), and a duck. You could also add a bucket of ice, a 9-iron and a buffalo, life or stuffed, preferably stuffed for safety reasons.

what was that "happy gilmore"

when we first started dating, my wife took a picture of me from halloween, dressed as pippi longstocking, to show her family who she was dating.

you could try a pippi longstocking outfit.

('cept i used my own hair, and i think yours is short.)

Wear clean Underwear.....who knows you might have to go to the emergency room.

I wear brown underwear...to hide my mistakes

Man, we totally need to do an architecture-themed hip-hopera.

-andrew

Self affirmations work wonders. Just don't look at yourself in the mirror when you're wearing it as you might get confused. REDRUM

vado, I love it.

mdler....meet her at the cigarette machine....then you can check her out first....There are always guys buying and she will have no idea who you are...so might put the Kaput....on a bad date....even before it starts.....Hope you know I'm just kidding....go have fun kid
you only live once.

thanks snooker!!!

Okay Here's Yer Song. Now Shaddap!!!

More Than A Mdler (to the Boston Classic -More Than a Feeling

I woke up this morning and my thong was gone
Posted on Archinect to start my day
that trunk of mine it sure was long
I closed my eyes and I slipped away

Mdler's a feeling, when I wear that old thong I used to wear (mdler's a feeling)
I begin dreaming (mdler's a feeling)
till I see Liberty Bell walkin away
I hate to see her leave but i love to watch her walk away awaaaaaaaY!

So many posters have come and gone
Their screennames fade as the threads go by
Yet I still recall as I garwandLer on
As clear as smog in the l.a. sky

Mdler's a feeling, when I wear that old thong I used to wear (mdler's a feeling)
I begin dreaming (mdler's a feeling)
till I see wonderK walkin away
I hate to see her leave but i love to watch her walk away awaaaaaaaY!

When Im tired and architecture sucks
I hide in my thong, forget the day
And dream of a girl I used to know
she slipped on my trunk and the paramedics took her away
Took her away awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(face melter guitar solo!!!)

Mdler's a feeling, when I wear that old thong I used to wear (mdler's a feeling)
I begin dreaming (mdler's a feeling)
till I see Garpike walkin away
runnin awaaaaaaaY!

oooh he does write songs for people.....

vado....copyright what you write....bummer to end up like so many....ole timers...broke and living in a tin can.

it is 12am, the night of my blind date....

Im on Archinect

Oh man. Well? How'd it go?

It was okay...

so, what was she wearing?

a cute top and jeans... where are all the normal girls in LA???

I HATE ppl here in LA, specially the girls. And that is the only thing I miss about Europe, NORMAL people.

they're skipping the hipster bars and going to the getty villa, the observatory, hiking in griffith park and the santa monica mountains, browsing the travel section at borders, eating at taquerias in east l.a., doing a little road trip to antelope valley poppy reserve to take pictures of california's state flower, la brea tar pits, riding the red line, watching concerts at pepperdine university, going to leo carillo state beach at night to camp and hanging out at the beach in the daytime, etc...

mdler's looking for a normal girl?!

Yeah, I never would have guessed :o)

So, what constitutes abnormal anyway?

his date DubK....is my first guess!

dammson sounds like a matchmaker