i love hipsters, i always wanted to be one but im not thin enough
and ive always wanted to date one
but im not cool enough

letdown

if you try- you are not
thinness matters not - location does
to be - just have fun

The word HIPSTER is the most overused and misused word in the modern dictionary.

The only people who use it anymore are people who don't live in a major city.

anyone who ever used the word Hipster is not one.

hipsters ride fixed gear bikes...

yes they do.

"We Real Cool" by Gwendolyn Brooks

We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.

cosmo kramer was a hipster.

stripy shirts accentuate my beer gut

definitely cutehipsters

Andy Warhole wanted to be a hipster.
He settled for the quest of fame.

Famesters are always looking for a handle... that long mullet haired Jewish comedian that would always touch his temples with both hands and say something like "what is that all about".

Hip (Hep) Cat is African Slave speak for a man who knows (why the master is not the master of the plantation), can you dig it?

Yeah Pixel, us bike riders have to be hipsters. Oh and if you wear Nikes, you're also a hipster. Oh and if you don't wear J Crew, Abercrombie or any other "major" label, you're a hipster...

Face it, all the word "hipster" means is someone who does whatever the fuck they feel is real!

or if you have an MFA from SUNY and get your income from a trust fund and your "freelance" art projects/video documentaries/photography/band... the word has no meaning anymore

wahhhh trust funnnnndddd waaaaahhhhhh booooo hoooooo capitalism wahhhhhhhhh I waaaaant moneeeeey wahhhhhhhh...

This argument is tired. WHO CARRRRES?

[no, I do not have a trust fund and i'm fine with that. sometimes I wish I did tho!]

totally agree... i was just sarcastically reiterating that point. i'd be all about it if i had one.
someone better put up another chg picture before this derails

Hippy Girl:
Janis was voted the ugliest man on campus. Now that ain't right.

stop your bickering..just post pics of cute girls

"cosmo kramer was a hipster."

hipster doofus actually.

"The word HIPSTER is the most overused and misused word in the modern dictionary.
The only people who use it anymore are people who don't live in a major city."

so which one is it prolly? i would assume if it was the most overused
and misused word that there'd have to be a few people in major cities
that'd use it...

..i use the word and i live in your fair city. there are definitely some
hipsters in the 'burg...regardless of what you may say...it's one thing
to wear whatever you want...it's another to try so hard to be unlike
anyone else and stick out...i saw a girl in a coonskin hat at an art
opening a couple weeks ago..that's my definition of a hipster.

via javier arbona's blog:

why hipsters aren't all that hip

well that settles it- I am too old to be hip, so I'm a neo-bohemian now. But my wife is a true bohemian with her family originating in czecheslovokia, so that would make me a bohemian neo-bohemian by marriage.

The cast of Seinfeld are Hipsters.
The cast of Friends are Famester.

Madonna is a famester.

famester or freindster?

I take exception to any actor being labled a 'hipster'. By definition, actors try WAY to hard to be cool or hip.

so it's not hip to be hip

and some say it's hip to be square.

but huey lewis was hopelessly unhip

but american psycho kind of redeems his song (in a weird way).

so is it hipper to be square than hip?

or is hip now simply, tragically impossible?

does hip exist?

I think in conclusion, the only hip people left are the homeless, completely humble, pull it off, don't give a fuck, and are fashion trend-setters/forecasters for those who tirelessly try to unknowingly copy them.

i can't help myself...

...and it's friday...

hello pretty pretty!

by the way, she's hipster not because of the shotgun, tatoos, and hair:

she's hipster because of the vintage macintosh IIe on the shelf behind her.

and in an all-seriousness nod to Javier's "Why Hipsters Aren’t All That Hip" article...



...is a good '50s read on the invention of cool.

she just knows whats up, as shotguns will be completely necessary to survive the upcoming epidemic of zombies...

*shudders*

the one in the middle is sooo hot!

is that the bush kids???

the blonde daughter is a spitting image of her mom and dad, but i don't see any resemblence in the brunette daughter.

maybe the brunnette got surgery to not look like her inbred family. I'd like to know what Ms. Bush is on. She's always sporting that terrifying smile.

Don't you see thebrunette's resemblance to Bush resemblance in the utter vacancy of any intelligence in her black-hole eyes?

that is mean lb. really mean. you can be so mean sometimes

I thought that the brunette was the smart one?

wrestling with cigs doesn't indicate high marks are due for either of them.

oh. oops. that looked like the second sister being landed on...

i wonder if jenna's bodyguard and barbara's bodyguard joined into the fray???

Sorry for the lousy typing/proofing in my post re: the brunette's intelligence, I type like a drunk sorority girl sometimes, so sorry.

being drunk is fun, so being a sorority girl should be fun too. is it?

lets get back to real CHGs please!