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sajimtk

Today Pluto was demoted from "planet" to "dwarf planet" by the world's leading astronomers due to its oblong orbit that overlaps with Neptune's. Now I'm in no position to argue with them because I get the feeling that they might know a smidge more about this stuff than I do. But I think they failed to take into consideration one very important point: how are kids going to remember the names of the now-8 planets?! Clearly "My Very Energetic Mother Just Served Us Nine Pies" is now defunct... Any ideas for new acronyms?

 
Aug 24, 06 11:53 am

My Very Energetic Mother Just Served Umpteen Noodles.

Aug 24, 06 11:59 am  · 
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Chili Davis

What about Ploto's feelings? "Dwarf planet," come on... poor pluto.

Aug 24, 06 12:00 pm  · 
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can?

If memory serves me correctly, pluto, while orbiting the sun, is also in orbit around what was thought to be it's moon. The discussion of demoting Pluto to a dwarf planet came about when it was found that Pluto's moon is around the same size as Pluto itself. They slingshot eachother around.

Aug 24, 06 12:24 pm  · 
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tinydancer

I'm sad about losing Pluto as a planet-if they do this, what's next? Will the world be flat again???????

Aug 24, 06 12:56 pm  · 
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liberty bell

As long as I still get to be an Aries, I don't care.

Aug 24, 06 1:15 pm  · 
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buffalo fill

Astrologers still consider Pluto to be a planet. I think we should listen to them - they seem to know a lot about me.

Aug 24, 06 1:19 pm  · 
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mm

Perhaps we can remember: My Very Energetic Mother Just Served Us Nothing.

But I'm much more concerned with the mixing up of Disney movies. Don't these scientists remember that Pluto wasn't even in "Snow White and the Seven Dwarf (Planets)?

Aug 24, 06 1:38 pm  · 
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casual

Meredith Viera Emphatically Made Star Jones(-Reynolds) Usurp Niger.


That's right, Saturn and Jupiter also decided to switch orbits today.

Aug 24, 06 1:50 pm  · 
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Chili Davis

Mother's Virus Eradicated Many Jamaicans Shooting Uganda Ninjas

Aug 24, 06 1:56 pm  · 
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Chili Davis

my vicious elephant munched jerry's sacerdotal uterus

Aug 24, 06 1:58 pm  · 
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Chili Davis

...nubs

Aug 24, 06 1:58 pm  · 
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Chili Davis

Many Vigorously Exuberant Marsoupials Just Shoot Uganda Ninjas

Aug 24, 06 1:59 pm  · 
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grid

Don't be so cruel and call it a dwarf - call it a "little planet"

Aug 24, 06 2:08 pm  · 
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freq_arch

Many Vegetarians Eat Meat, Just Secretly (Under Nourished)

Aug 24, 06 2:08 pm  · 
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freq_arch

My Viagra Encourages My Jones - Sex Uber-Natural

Aug 24, 06 2:11 pm  · 
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freq_arch

Hey, this is fun!

Aug 24, 06 2:11 pm  · 
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AP

"My Very Energetic Mother Just Served Us Nine Pies, but the Pies have been demoted to trans-Neptunian objects"

Aug 24, 06 2:11 pm  · 
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buffalo fill

Moving
Vehicles
Enter
Myopia
Just
Shortly
Under (my)
Nose

Aug 24, 06 2:13 pm  · 
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sajimtk

Chili - anything with ninjas is a winner in my book

Aug 24, 06 2:16 pm  · 
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vado retro

i know how pluto feels.

Aug 24, 06 2:22 pm  · 
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vado retro

For the ladeez...

My
Vado's
Erotic
Massages
Just
Send
Us
Nutty

Aug 24, 06 2:24 pm  · 
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Chili Davis

Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.

Aug 24, 06 2:25 pm  · 
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buffalo fill

Most
Veracious
Etymologists
Mediate
Jargon
Soothing
Uncomprehensible
Nascency

Aug 24, 06 2:29 pm  · 
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sajimtk

Ninjas came from vaginas, just like everybody else.

They wail hard on their guitars and love to flip out.

Aug 24, 06 2:34 pm  · 
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Katze

My Velvety Elephant Mooned Jupiter, Says Uncle Ned

Aug 24, 06 2:37 pm  · 
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Chili Davis

My Very Erect Manhood Jumped Strait Up Now

Aug 24, 06 2:38 pm  · 
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Katze

my my CD! :)

Aug 24, 06 2:41 pm  · 
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Geoff Manaugh

My view? Extraterrestrial mass just seems unfortunate, no?

Aug 24, 06 3:04 pm  · 
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b3tadine[sutures]

does that mean people on the planet Pluto are now known as Lilliplutians?

Aug 24, 06 3:37 pm  · 
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Chili Davis

No dude, they're the Lollipop Guild.

Aug 24, 06 3:43 pm  · 
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treekiller

Geoff-
Compared to philly, LA is it's own solar system... beyond pluto.

Be prepared for sticker shock and sunburns. Buy a good pair of sunglasses (you can wear them at night too) and an extra pair of flipflops. Good luck with your move - sorry my pad's already rented.

Aug 24, 06 3:47 pm  · 
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e

lb, now i know why i agree with so much you say. i am also an aries.

Aug 24, 06 5:50 pm  · 
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Geoff Manaugh

treekiller - thanks, and are you out in LA?

Aug 24, 06 6:00 pm  · 
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garpike

They are all just words. Abstract words.

I say there are 6 planets. And three balls. The ones I don't like are balls.

Aug 24, 06 6:02 pm  · 
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garpike

vado, that was one of your best. Seriously.

Aug 24, 06 6:03 pm  · 
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treekiller

Geoff-

Been back in LA for the past year (spent 1994-2001 pre-gradschool in LA, too). In one week, heading off to Minneapolis- so I gotta start saying my farewells to the City of Angels.

Best luck with your move from philthy- spent 3 years at penn, so know the city of bro' love... Drivers in LA are nicer then those on the skuylkill, more tailgaters, but less crazy and more predictable.

Aug 24, 06 6:05 pm  · 
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vado retro

and garpike its all true!

Aug 24, 06 6:29 pm  · 
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garpike

951 Gaspra
243 Ida
253 Mathilde
433 Eros

Poor little orphans.

Aug 24, 06 7:00 pm  · 
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abracadabra

'orphan' is a default spell check correction for 'orhan'... try it, if you don't believe abra.

i know how pluto feels, asap.

Aug 24, 06 7:59 pm  · 
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Heather Ring

Meetings Very Early Morning? Just Say, Um -- No.

Aug 24, 06 10:29 pm  · 
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