I am pleased to unveil to this forum an important development in the history of the Department of Standardization. Last night, a most portentous night, The Highchair of The Department of Standardization, Eric Ludendork, spoke to joint Committees of Standardization on a matter of vital interest to Standardizers and the world at large. Please follow through carefully with the utmost power of your distinction.
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I, as the Highchair of The Department of Standardization, have come to talk to you, this joint Committee of Standardizational Standards, about this Department of Standardization's quest for the Standard of Standards as the foundation of standards of the standardizational standardization. This Highchair in committee with Footchairs have steadfastly deliberated for 7 years and I am proud in the right by our forestandard bears standard conviction to the truth of the Standard, as we have been dutifully self selected by right, place before this department our Maxim of Standardization.
“Standardization is the highest expression of life.”
“Standardization has become a form of existence with equal rights to mortal life itself. Every human and social activity is justified only by it's help with preparation of total and not only that, but complete worldwide compliance. The new human being is completely possessed by the thought of Standardization as revealed by The Standard of Standards. He must not and can not think of anything else.”
“The Standard of the future will be total standardization not only in the employment of all rightfully standardized codes, but also in the sweeping nature of it's decision. In other words, total standardization means the complete and final disappearance of the Non-Compliant from the stage of history. The Standard will prevail, this by Standard we hail!!!”
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Please follow the inspiration of the Highchair and offer your complete services to your area AIA president with all your righteous self appointation. May the Standard of Standards shine bright forever in the sky of complete compliance!!!!!
Sincerely yours in the quest of The Standard of Standards,
cf
The Light of The Standard
I am pleased to unveil to this forum an important development in the history of the Department of Standardization. Last night, a most portentous night, The Highchair of The Department of Standardization, Eric Ludendork, spoke to joint Committees of Standardization on a matter of vital interest to Standardizers and the world at large. Please follow through carefully with the utmost power of your distinction.
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I, as the Highchair of The Department of Standardization, have come to talk to you, this joint Committee of Standardizational Standards, about this Department of Standardization's quest for the Standard of Standards as the foundation of standards of the standardizational standardization. This Highchair in committee with Footchairs have steadfastly deliberated for 7 years and I am proud in the right by our forestandard bears standard conviction to the truth of the Standard, as we have been dutifully self selected by right, place before this department our Maxim of Standardization.
“Standardization is the highest expression of life.”
“Standardization has become a form of existence with equal rights to mortal life itself. Every human and social activity is justified only by it's help with preparation of total and not only that, but complete worldwide compliance. The new human being is completely possessed by the thought of Standardization as revealed by The Standard of Standards. He must not and can not think of anything else.”
“The Standard of the future will be total standardization not only in the employment of all rightfully standardized codes, but also in the sweeping nature of it's decision. In other words, total standardization means the complete and final disappearance of the Non-Compliant from the stage of history. The Standard will prevail, this by Standard we hail!!!”
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Please follow the inspiration of the Highchair and offer your complete services to your area AIA president with all your righteous self appointation. May the Standard of Standards shine bright forever in the sky of complete compliance!!!!!
Sincerely yours in the quest of The Standard of Standards,
cf
you guys had a joint committee meeting and didn't invite me?!?
Who Said Joint? Sounds like alot of Puffing going on!
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