she is my boss. helluva jihadist..

how about

front shovel... (with a skilled operator)


or a t-rex?

How about Monkey vs. Robot??

The front shovel would be caught off guard by the t-rex's seemingly restrictive fiberglass skin, but then T-Rex would shoot lazers out of his eyes and turn the shovel cab into an oven of doom.

this guy...

who would you rather do,
meg ryan or jack nicholas?

I'm a (straight) girl, and even I'd pick meg ryan. jack nicholas just has this creepy-old-man vibe that I can't get over.

1. mike tyson b/c I'd pay to see him kick someone's ass (finally) or at least bite Eisenman's ear off... I'd probably buy it on ebay too
2. t.rex (duh)
3. monkey (i heart monkies)
4. meg ryan ( she's kinda cute even more so with beer goggles)

i can't tell whether you weirdos are talking about jack nicholson, the actor, or jack nicklaus, the golfer. however, i appear to be alone in my confusion, so, please, by all means, carry on.

mike tyson would destroy peter eisenman.

Eisenman would win by default after tyson bit his nose off



Hans Moleman vs. Carrot Top.

emeril lagasse



vs.

rachel ray

peter would theorize iron mike into a trance and then impale him on one of his tag team partner's(danny liebskin) pointy buildings.

haha