"you can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a bulls ass but id rather take the butchers word for it."
nothing to do with this post, i just love that quote
or
when someone asks if you garantee your work
"i can shit in a box and slap a garantee on it but all you are going to have is a garanteed piece of shit"
Attention: How to say this humorously?
"Everyone want to be great, but success is only granted to the person who always be ready to take his chance. "
How to say the above in a humorous way or in an abstract and shorter sentence?
shit or get off the pot?
OK, I will be honesty to you:
I need to write some words to impress a future boss. Help please.
Um, work hard and take calculated risks?
Don't let any opportunities go to waste?
Carpe diem?
in the words of superstudio "who dares wins"
everybody be ready to cringe: 'no pain, no gain.'
i hardly think taking a sorry cliche and rephrasing it humorously is the proper way to impress anyone.
Work into your statement of purpose 'Shit or get off the pot' then go on to explain what a big shitter you are.
how to impress a future boss: TELL HIM YOU CAN CHOKE YOUR ANKLES FOR A LONG TIME!!!!
Chop Your Own Wood And It Will Warm You Twice
Henry Ford had it carved in his mantlet.
" I am waiting for that DARE to be great situation "
"you can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a bulls ass but id rather take the butchers word for it."
nothing to do with this post, i just love that quote
or
when someone asks if you garantee your work
"i can shit in a box and slap a garantee on it but all you are going to have is a garanteed piece of shit"
steer's ass. big difference. :)
be confident
Quod Erat Demonstrandum
"i can shit in a box and slap a garantee on it but all you are going to have is a garanteed piece of shit"
LMAO... holy crap i love that quote... just watched the movie the other night.
on a serious note, "who dares wins" is the best yet.
Fortune favors the Bold
"who dares wins"."Fortune favors the Bold".
It is true. Even the NBA players can use this quote.
oh we few...we happy few.
God helps those who help them selves. Ask any burgler.
in the great words of Robert Hendrickson, "Go big or go home"
LUCK is nothing more than the ability to recognize a good opportunity, when it comes, and the guts to act on it.
this is starting to sound too much like the apprentice.
Ready....FIRE.....aim
I'm a great Architect....I just cant prove it yet!
> I need to write some words to impress a future boss. Help please. <
^ Now, that is humorous. We all know that working for someone else is the ultimate architectural design letdown. Take your chance... on your own.
i can think outside the shit
gordon liddy, ollie north, or smorgibob's?
yeah. the torturer's apprentice, my favorite disney toon.
where's donald?
http://www.campusi.com/title_The_Apprentice.htm
i can shit outside the box?
i can draw outside of the lines?
i can hit a foul ball?
but the janitor hates me
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