sorry

Perhaps you should ask yourself why the company you work for set your desk up in the supply room.

good point......and I'm missing my red stapler!

Always label your stapler twice. The label on the top will be taken off immediately, but noone checks on the inside for additional labels.

Also, when they move your desk into the delivery corridor, put your foot down and say 'no more!'.

I'm gay. Can I move my desk into the men's room ?

Only if we can install a urinal to the front of your desk.

if the moon was made out of ribs, would you eat it?

put child locks on the cabinet doors. if it's the same idiot who is walking around barefoot, they'll have a hard time figuring out how to open the cabinets and eventually give up.