here proof http://www.witness-pioneer.org/vil/Articles/politics/muslims_in_the_americas_before_columbus.htm

shoutin' allahu akbar !!
dem infidels ain't da stars
muslims & da natives rock
while whiteys they just talk talk talk
'bout chris columbus gettin' here
but let me say da end is near
'cause sha-ree-a will rule da land
'n muslims say 'talk to da hand'

huzzah !!

Oh noes Im a secret muslim!

t'aint no secret oh-ee-oh
we got's ta con-vert and dat's fo' sho'
don't wanna be no freakin' infidel
so i'm out-fidel (castro) feelin' swell ~

sha-ZAM !!

actually no. hehe... even if this history is accurate, the Caliphite's mission postdates the Viking settlement of Newfoundland. Instead of Allah, we should be worshipping Odin... or maybe Loki!

watcha talkin' 'bout urbanist?
why ya throw a wrench all up in dis?
the facts are clear: dat da muslims were here
long before sam adams was a-brewin' up da beer

don't wanna hear about no vikings
'cause muhammad is my liking
we even gots president b.o.
talk 'muslim faith' on some old show

so looky hear put away loki
and dat odin make me groanin'
allah da one fo' everyone
open qu'ran let's have some fun!

zOINKs !!

FRaC- how do you have enough time to respond as you do?

Haha Frac :)

all right. that's enough. the old gods won't abide this heresy. fRac, you're getting smitten' by Thor's giant hammer, then hanged by the ear hairs from Ydrasil, the great Norse tree of life! ;-P

itchy way-B why cantcha see?
dat droppin' rhymes come nat true LEE
it's how i think it's how i feel
and now i know what's really real

dat muslims here they were da first
an' all you posers are da worst
'cause they were matin' wit da natives
be fo' mayflower took da power

don't wanna hear a bout no thor
all dem norse they jus' be hoes
so i be in heaven sippin' gin
wit mah seven two virgins!

d'OH !!

Am I missing something here?

That someone is using charged American colloquial speech to lambaste a new take on socio-ethnic nationalist revisionist history?

unic ghost fo' once you be sharp as a tack
while med. (oh med.!) he wiggity-wiggity-whaCK!
thanks to allah-tect we all know wass right
dat islam be bein' here fo' many a-day and night

so build yo mosque all across
dis big ol' land 'n take a stand, man
'cause allah and qu'ran
are all ya need so feel mah jam

and cover up from head ta toe
dat keeps da ladies from bein' ho's
but does dat really work dat well?
or put young boys in LIVING HELL???

W.T.F. (y'all seen dat kite runner, hmm?)

much cooler.

although.. isn't there a Native American perspective on who "discovered" America?

i can't believe i need to google a phrase to remember who sang that.

i need to step away from the computer and get a beer.

I've been saying for years that the moors been here there and everywhere!!!! I think originator of this thread thought we'd be throwing waste his way... history is history, and as a previous lecturer on the subject I've found it's not who came first but who told the tale.

slick rick.. the art of story telling...