a piece of coal and i'll wear all black.

I won a trip to Chamonix, France last weekend at a bike race for being dressed as a gorilla.

I think I'll stick with that.

I happen to be watching t.v. the other day and I saw a girl dressed in all pink with a shoe on her head.
Can you guess what she was?

gum on the bottom of a shoe.

I have another one...
get a pair of white pants and a t-shirt. Paint the sleeves on the t-shirt black and leave your arms sticking out...
You can be a t-square for Halloween....yipppeee.

I was going to wear just the sleeves to a bear costume and explain that I was exercising my right to bear arms…

My girlfriend wants me to go as the Hamburglar. I want her to go as an Oompaloompa (she's short) from the 70s film and then I would be Willy Wonka. I'll let you know who will win.

a care bear is the prophet of doom. i'm speechless.

slicked back hair, huge mustache, dark aviator style (large) sunglasses, a cheap-o sport coat and pants, top three shirt buttons open exposing chest hair...

when people ask, "i'm an asshole."

People should cress like their building designs a la OMAMO "content".

I was actually debating about going as Donnie if I can convince one of my friends to go as Frank with me. If only you lived in Lincoln, NE.

I was going to be Frank Whiley's character, Jim Dodge, from Career Opportunities, but I'm going to be away and it doesn't look like there'll be a chance to pull out the Target (r) uniform...



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Whaley, sorry...