Would it be considered a "room" or a "den?" Also, you forgot a stove in the kitchen.
Non Sequitur
Jun 29, 20 12:47 pm
I don't think you need that 45d corner in the bathroom
ivanmillya
Jun 29, 20 12:50 pm
Plus if he gets rid of the 45, he can put a little built-in shelf for storing pipes.
gwharton
Jun 29, 20 1:03 pm
The 45-degree corner is "architecture" tho
Non Sequitur
Jun 29, 20 1:13 pm
But money spent on high-design is less money available for crack.
citizen
Jun 29, 20 4:34 pm
And while we're at it, why those 48" wide interior doors? Crack addicts are notoriously skeletal. Four could pass through at one time.
x-jla
Jun 29, 20 6:42 pm
Idk, the 45 kinda transitions nicely to that space between the bath and the right side wall where I imagine the prostitution will happen.
ivanmillya
Jun 29, 20 12:48 pm
Not sure the kitchen is necessary for this program under Assembly Group A. :) Plus smoking crack usually kills my appetite.
JLC-1
Jun 29, 20 12:50 pm
it's square
citizen
Jun 29, 20 12:52 pm
Who's the bedroom for? Non-smoking guests?
citizen
Jun 29, 20 12:53 pm
And the entire front wall appears rendered as glass. It is a storefront remodel?
Everyday Architect
Jun 29, 20 2:15 pm
I'm not sure if the front wall is glass (no mullions shown). Perhaps it is actually an operable partition dividing the portion shown from a much larger assembly space.
Everyday Architect
Jun 29, 20 2:18 pm
It could also mean that this isn't a storefront remodel. Rather, it might be a remodel of a conference center or the meeting rooms at a hotel. If the latter, then the kitchen, bath, and bedroom are definitely superfluous as the conference center and/or hotel would have those amenities elsewhere.
gwharton
Jun 29, 20 12:52 pm
My understanding is that open plans are more appropriate for crack dens. The bedroom is superfluous, as mattresses will be strewn randomly around the main space. Perhaps you should do a parametric study of mattress placement and use maximization?
Non Sequitur
Jun 29, 20 12:58 pm
I have a mattress revit family for just this purpose. And they laughed at me when they said it was a useless exercise. Who's laughing now?
needs a second exit, and door is swinging the wrong way. will prob need panic hardware too.
JLC-1
Jun 29, 20 3:36 pm
need dimensions, can it hold 6200 people?
Non Sequitur
Jun 29, 20 4:26 pm
how many in kangaroo units?
x-jla
Jun 29, 20 6:47 pm
A Kangaroo on crack requires 600sqft. Don’t ask how I know this, let’s just say my anus still hurts.
atelier nobody
Jun 29, 20 3:57 pm
Isn't crack smoking an "A" occupancy? I think you need a second exit.
proto
Jun 29, 20 4:17 pm
multiple high hazard H-2 & H-3?
atelier nobody
Jun 29, 20 4:29 pm
I have a funny story about the time a fire inspector inspected a meth lab, but it's too long for an internet post.
citizen
Jun 29, 20 4:30 pm
Maybe break into daily segments? I'd LOVE to hear that one.
randomised
Jun 29, 20 5:14 pm
If you build it, they will come...
archanonymous
Jun 29, 20 6:09 pm
How can you truly understand the needs of the user without getting into their mindset? In my view, it is a complete and total failure of the pedagogical and ontological underpinnings of contemporary architecture education that the perspective of the crack smoker isn't the starting point when considering the design of a space. Forget Deleuze, Foucalt, Derrida and all those other eggheads, you need to know what Rick the dude who hangs in front of the mini-mart has to say about the architectural manifestations of late-capitalist consumer culture.
Only then will you be properly prepared to evaluate the efficacy of this floor plan.
b3tadine[sutures]
Jun 29, 20 8:04 pm
Definitely not meeting egress, A-3, at 5 sf per occupant? No way.
SneakyPete
Jun 29, 20 8:23 pm
It's a B occupancy as long as you're selling.
b3tadine[sutures]
Jun 29, 20 9:01 pm
Well, they might be a toilet room short then.
SneakyPete
Jun 29, 20 9:05 pm
Shit.
Jaetten
Jun 30, 20 5:01 am
Forget the crack, put a double door on, a desk and you've got great space for an indoor ball pit!
archinine
Jul 1, 20 9:40 pm
Could definitely VE that door and partition from the kitchen. Open concept kitchen ftw
Ancient Sheds
Jul 1, 20 9:56 pm
is that an apartment in Red Hook? Looks very familiar.
Thoughts?
Would it be considered a "room" or a "den?" Also, you forgot a stove in the kitchen.
I don't think you need that 45d corner in the bathroom
Plus if he gets rid of the 45, he can put a little built-in shelf for storing pipes.
The 45-degree corner is "architecture" tho
But money spent on high-design is less money available for crack.
And while we're at it, why those 48" wide interior doors? Crack addicts are notoriously skeletal. Four could pass through at one time.
Idk, the 45 kinda transitions nicely to that space between the bath and the right side wall where I imagine the prostitution will happen.
Not sure the kitchen is necessary for this program under Assembly Group A. :) Plus smoking crack usually kills my appetite.
it's square
Who's the bedroom for? Non-smoking guests?
And the entire front wall appears rendered as glass. It is a storefront remodel?
I'm not sure if the front wall is glass (no mullions shown). Perhaps it is actually an operable partition dividing the portion shown from a much larger assembly space.
It could also mean that this isn't a storefront remodel. Rather, it might be a remodel of a conference center or the meeting rooms at a hotel. If the latter, then the kitchen, bath, and bedroom are definitely superfluous as the conference center and/or hotel would have those amenities elsewhere.
My understanding is that open plans are more appropriate for crack dens. The bedroom is superfluous, as mattresses will be strewn randomly around the main space. Perhaps you should do a parametric study of mattress placement and use maximization?
I have a mattress revit family for just this purpose. And they laughed at me when they said it was a useless exercise. Who's laughing now?
But you tell them about futons for everyday sleeping. It will help you in making a plan.
needs a second exit, and door is swinging the wrong way. will prob need panic hardware too.
need dimensions, can it hold 6200 people?
how many in kangaroo units?
A Kangaroo on crack requires 600sqft. Don’t ask how I know this, let’s just say my anus still hurts.
Isn't crack smoking an "A" occupancy? I think you need a second exit.
multiple high hazard H-2 & H-3?
I have a funny story about the time a fire inspector inspected a meth lab, but it's too long for an internet post.
Maybe break into daily segments? I'd LOVE to hear that one.
If you build it, they will come...
How can you truly understand the needs of the user without getting into their mindset? In my view, it is a complete and total failure of the pedagogical and ontological underpinnings of contemporary architecture education that the perspective of the crack smoker isn't the starting point when considering the design of a space. Forget Deleuze, Foucalt, Derrida and all those other eggheads, you need to know what Rick the dude who hangs in front of the mini-mart has to say about the architectural manifestations of late-capitalist consumer culture.
Only then will you be properly prepared to evaluate the efficacy of this floor plan.
Definitely not meeting egress, A-3, at 5 sf per occupant? No way.
It's a B occupancy as long as you're selling.
Well, they might be a toilet room short then.
Shit.
Forget the crack, put a double door on, a desk and you've got great space for an indoor ball pit!
Could definitely VE that door and partition from the kitchen. Open concept kitchen ftw
is that an apartment in Red Hook? Looks very familiar.