With the closing of the FLW school it is clear that the development of new architectural curricula is paramount for a new era. But there is no reason to fear for if we study the relationship of cows and architecture through history we can learn much about the meaning of life and thereby be more effective architects. Furthermoor, by enrolling in this course you will become a better architect by considering cows when you design, henceforth unconsciously and involuntarily. Remember, if you can design for a cow, you can design for a human.
Non Sequitur
Jan 31, 20 7:33 am
Design for cows?
Wood Guy
Jan 31, 20 8:23 am
Ha ha.
(Fancy British word for cow ditch.)
Miles Jaffe
Jan 31, 20 9:28 am
Where does one sign up for the School of Arcowtecture?
Non Sequitur
Jan 31, 20 10:21 am
I am amoosed by this comment
Almosthip7
Jan 31, 20 10:39 am
I love this sow much
Wilma Buttfit
Jan 31, 20 10:13 am
I didn't know those were called furthermoors. I like.
Wood Guy
Jan 31, 20 11:04 am
I've been trying to think of a good name for our farm/homestead, which is out in the countryside. "Furthermoor" is now a contender...
Did your client not like the samples you provided?
Do you stay up at night,
Worry that America is irreparably divided?
Well, rest assured!
Cows are the great equalizer.
Whether your name is Tex,
or your firm is REX
You can always propose cowhide as an appropriate finish material.
Wouldn't you know?
It even worked for the Crow.
(I apologize, truly)
b3tadine[sutures]
Feb 21, 20 8:47 am
The Le Corbusier, that's pony hide.
Steven Ward
Feb 21, 20 6:59 am
This is timely, in light of Rem’s proposed colonization of the Countryside. A school to specifically study how best to exploit that mystery territory outside the cities could really give his ideas legs. A new Tailiesen could really focus a new generation on ways to milk the engorged realm of criminally underexploited (and federally subsidized) farms.
Non Sequitur
Feb 21, 20 7:44 am
cows are tasty.
ODMA
Aug 11, 20 10:51 am
Boo
Non Sequitur
Aug 11, 20 11:02 am
rare at best, please. Don't waste my time with medium.
liberty bell
Feb 21, 20 8:08 am
I’m so ready for lab-grown meat to replace eating actual animals! We’ll be designing cow-itecture to house cows that are just living a chill life knowing they won’t be slaughtered! Granted there will be far fewer of them.
Non Sequitur
Feb 21, 20 8:11 am
does that mean more revisions to the building codes to allow for bovine occupants?
threeohdoor
Feb 21, 20 1:37 pm
We already have to accommodate full-size moo-bility scooters, and those things carry quite the payload.
OddArchitect
Feb 21, 20 11:15 am
Mooooo!
atelier nobody
Feb 21, 20 1:21 pm
You're late to the game - Art Deco and Streamline Moderne milk parlors are a recognized historical type in Ontario, California.
whispers
Feb 21, 20 5:03 pm
best post on archinect
revolutionary poet
Mar 6, 20 11:26 pm
who smelt it dealt it.
Koww
Mar 7, 20 9:19 am
said the rhyme
did the crime
revolutionary poet
Mar 7, 20 3:20 pm
haha....who denied it supplied it!
Koww
Aug 11, 20 5:39 am
This is still in DD, but because of the orientation and wind pressure on this cow we might have to use 10" metal studs spaced at 4" center to center.
The client wants to VE one of the stomachs (which might serve a second function as a mass damper) but that's a story for another day.
Non Sequitur
Aug 11, 20 7:38 am
Should the utters not sway in the direction of the wind tho? Seems like an error and would add less drag to the system.
With the closing of the FLW school it is clear that the development of new architectural curricula is paramount for a new era. But there is no reason to fear for if we study the relationship of cows and architecture through history we can learn much about the meaning of life and thereby be more effective architects. Furthermoor, by enrolling in this course you will become a better architect by considering cows when you design, henceforth unconsciously and involuntarily. Remember, if you can design for a cow, you can design for a human.
Design for cows?
Ha ha.
(Fancy British word for cow ditch.)
Where does one sign up for the School of Arcowtecture?
I am amoosed by this comment
I love this sow much
I didn't know those were called furthermoors. I like.
I've been trying to think of a good name for our farm/homestead, which is out in the countryside. "Furthermoor" is now a contender...
:)
i hate bovines and puns. cownt me out.
You guys are all delightful!
Amazing. 10/10.
furthermoor -
Arch 105 - Introduction to the Environment and Cow Farts
Did your client not like the samples you provided?
Do you stay up at night,
Worry that America is irreparably divided?
Well, rest assured!
Cows are the great equalizer.
Whether your name is Tex,
or your firm is REX
You can always propose cowhide as an appropriate finish material.
Wouldn't you know?
It even worked for the Crow.
(I apologize, truly)
The Le Corbusier, that's pony hide.
This is timely, in light of Rem’s proposed colonization of the Countryside. A school to specifically study how best to exploit that mystery territory outside the cities could really give his ideas legs. A new Tailiesen could really focus a new generation on ways to milk the engorged realm of criminally underexploited (and federally subsidized) farms.
cows are tasty.
Boo
rare at best, please. Don't waste my time with medium.
I’m so ready for lab-grown meat to replace eating actual animals! We’ll be designing cow-itecture to house cows that are just living a chill life knowing they won’t be slaughtered! Granted there will be far fewer of them.
does that mean more revisions to the building codes to allow for bovine occupants?
We already have to accommodate full-size moo-bility scooters, and those things carry quite the payload.
Mooooo!
You're late to the game - Art Deco and Streamline Moderne milk parlors are a recognized historical type in Ontario, California.
best post on archinect
who smelt it dealt it.
said the rhyme did the crime
haha....who denied it supplied it!
This is still in DD, but because of the orientation and wind pressure on this cow we might have to use 10" metal studs spaced at 4" center to center.
The client wants to VE one of the stomachs (which might serve a second function as a mass damper) but that's a story for another day.
Should the utters not sway in the direction of the wind tho? Seems like an error and would add less drag to the system.
Username is on point!
Enjoy: Doja Cat - "Mooo!"
In all the joking going on here, I'm genuinely in the middle of a research project exploring the distributed agency of cows in the landscape.
I think that cow wind load diagram is from the twitter account Science Diagrams That Look Like Shitposts, yes?