the rack on the back of my commuting bike has a sticker that says:

MY OTHER RIDE IS YOUR MOM

saw a kid wearing a t shirt with the jesus loves u slogan and just cracked up.
one i like reads "what the hell are you looking here for?"

"I poke badgers with spoons" its all about the visual I guess

"my kid beat up your honor student"

currently on my car:

dear world --
sorry, we tried our best
-- half of america

I quite liked "if you can read this i've lost my caravan" but then i seen it too much and it lost it's charm.

My dad sports:
Reunite Gondwonaland

I have:

Now, More Than Ever
Nixon's the One!

i have a "lebowskifest" bumper sticker on my portfolio.

by far the best I've seen online, gonna have to order one!

Bumper sticker:

So you're a feminist... isn't that cute?

I'm not advocating this opinion, I just think it is slightly humorous..

mine:

"..be nice.."

"JESUS HATES YOUR SUV" - saw it on a bike fender.

Oldies but goodies:
"A village in Texas is missing an idiot."
"Buckle up. It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out."
"Come the rapture, Can I have your car?"
"My other car is a piece of shit, too."
"My karma ran over my dogma."

traffic down south must be so much better than up here! no cars actually have bumper stickers here...

the only thing i can do in traffic is try to make words with the letters on the plates.

plus there arnt even any vanity plates so theyre all just "542 YSR" or something similar. so very dull

"not fooled by the media"

c'mon causeheads.

eat more beef

I wanted a bumper sticker that said:

"say no to bumper sticker politics."


or something to that effect.

saw this bumper sticker a while ago:

I love animals.
They Taste Great.

"my honor student ran your juvenile delinquent's parts down the In-Sink-Erator"

i want a bumper sticker with an image of a bumper

does anyone know the significance of the royal blue bumper stickers w/ the yellow "=" sign????

i think it's about fairness. similar to rainbow stickers.

saw this one parked and almost had to scrape it off...

"Don't piss off dragons, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."

bought this for a friend not too long ago:

"orgasm donor"

bought this for same friend a year or so ago:

ABCDEFUCK



funny, said friend has no car, and i am just realizing this.

a dyslexic agnostic insomniac ...
stays awake wondering if there was a doG

Answer my prayers...steal this car

Nice people swallow.

(In response to all those "Mean people suck" stickers of a few yeas ago.)

What if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?

How's my Driving? Call 1-800- Cry-Baby

grass, cash, ass - no one rides for free

that was;
"gas, grass or ass
no one rides free"
i guess times have changed in favor of cash as donald trump said "cash is king".

i saw this one on hollywood freeway around echo park, with pressed gold letters in wawy type, on a black tinted rear window of a tricked out japanese hutchback,
.................Live your life not minE....................

oh and there's this cheesed!ck architect in town that drives an audi TT with the license plate 'archiTT'.

the yellow equal sign on the blue background is the symbol of the human rights campaign. while the rainbow flag is about pride, the hrc advocates equal rights for the lgbt community.

This is one I saw at school once:
"My kid beat up your kid who beat up the honor student"

"Bombing for Peace if Like Fucking for Virginity"

My g-friend wanted me to get that one. I decided keeping my car intact was a better option. :)

when jesus said 'love your enemies', i pretty sure that that
didn't mean to go kill them.

Since the topic now also seems to include t-shirts...

teenage girl

"don't pray in my school and i won't think in your church"

"If schools were funded as well as the military, would people join the military?"

"Bandwagon Patriot: Loving America Since 9/11/2001"

"I *image of kool-aid guy* Jonestown"

"i wish i would have met bill hicks"

side note: my mother actually did meet bill hicks. to be specific, she threw him out of her nightclub complex. this was...'88, i think. he was hopped up on blow and looking for some more. his opening act was this local comic who made bob saget look like...well, bill hicks. so the crowd was pretty mad to begin with. then bill hicks refuses to get on stage until someone gets him a line. and not a line on a horse, although he might've done a line off a horse. then he does get on stage, but he refuses to perform. so a couple of the bouncers and mom drag his ass out and threaten to call fort worth's finest if he came back in. his manager drove him back to dallas, i think.

On the back of my old car, an 84 Jeep Cherokee with a missing window, three different colors of paint, and a rust everywhere I had one that said:

"This is NOT an Abandoned Vehicle"

I also saw one that said "Bush Cheney '84"

Also, a yellow ribbon magnet that said "support whatever is trendy"

♥

My favorite-
"HORSES"
that's it, all caps on a navy background with silohottes of jumping horses in the background. F-ing brilliant.

ha ha "horses".

does the black triangle inside the circle have anything to do with the stairway in Kahn's Yale art gallery...i want it to


saw a sticker that said 'lights timed for 35 mph also work at 70 mph'

I laughed my arse off when I saw a guy [obviously taking the mick] being interviewed at some kind of protest here in NZ, whose placard said:

"Down with this sort of thing"

Unfortunately you have to stop drinking before they tell you what the triangle in the circle means.