After the "Architecture Well Being" thread I think some of us need a bad joke or pun now and then.
Who has got the lamest example of an architecture related pun?
I was late to an office lunch once after I spent the morning checking out the new ducting in a crawlspace. Showing up covered in dust a coworker said something like "HVAC inspections can be exhausting".
Almosthip
Nov 5, 20 10:46 am
This is all I got
x-jla
Nov 5, 20 10:49 am
wasn’t there a caulk thread a few years ago? Some good material in there.
SneakyPete
Nov 5, 20 11:17 am
If you want the Mechanical meeting to go smoothly make sure you have all your ducts in a row.
sameolddoctor
Nov 5, 20 11:54 am
What’s the difference between an architect and a large pizza?
Only one can feed a family of four...
Oh wait I thought this was supposed to be a fun joke!
chris-chitect
Nov 5, 20 4:22 pm
Muahahaha. Ouch
tduds
Nov 5, 20 12:16 pm
I posted this in the other Architecture Jokes thread but I love it and I'm gonna post it again here:
An atrium walks into a bar, sits down & orders a drink.
Bartender says "Hey buddy, you seem down, wanna talk about it?"
Atrium says "All day long, people just walk all over me. Nobody even notices all the work I put in. They just rush right past to the more important rooms and leave me covered in dirt and water. Nobody respects me!"
Bartender says "That does sound tough."
Atrium continues "And today was even worse! A bird got in this morning when the janitor propped a door open. Damn thing flew all over, making a racket and crapping everywhere. It was a disaster!"
Bartender nods and pours another drink, "This one's on me, for your troubles."
The atrium says nothing.
Bartender looks over, "You alright? What else is bugging you?"
Atrium says "Woah man, if you want more than two stories I'm gonna need a smoke break."
After the "Architecture Well Being" thread I think some of us need a bad joke or pun now and then.
Who has got the lamest example of an architecture related pun?
I was late to an office lunch once after I spent the morning checking out the new ducting in a crawlspace. Showing up covered in dust a coworker said something like "HVAC inspections can be exhausting".
This is all I got
wasn’t there a caulk thread a few years ago? Some good material in there.
If you want the Mechanical meeting to go smoothly make sure you have all your ducts in a row.
What’s the difference between an architect and a large pizza?
Only one can feed a family of four...
Oh wait I thought this was supposed to be a fun joke!
Muahahaha. Ouch
I posted this in the other Architecture Jokes thread but I love it and I'm gonna post it again here:
An atrium walks into a bar, sits down & orders a drink.
Bartender says "Hey buddy, you seem down, wanna talk about it?"
Atrium says "All day long, people just walk all over me. Nobody even notices all the work I put in. They just rush right past to the more important rooms and leave me covered in dirt and water. Nobody respects me!"
Bartender says "That does sound tough."
Atrium continues "And today was even worse! A bird got in this morning when the janitor propped a door open. Damn thing flew all over, making a racket and crapping everywhere. It was a disaster!"
Bartender nods and pours another drink, "This one's on me, for your troubles."
The atrium says nothing.
Bartender looks over, "You alright? What else is bugging you?"
Atrium says "Woah man, if you want more than two stories I'm gonna need a smoke break."
badang-dish
Haha, that's awful. I love it.