Here it is, backed by popular demand! This yourspace™ for completely plausible theories.
Whether it be:
Archduke Ferdinand was a closet Mason
FDR Plotted the attack on Pearl Harbor
Lee Harvey was a patsy
Flat Earth
Moon Landing
9/11 was an inside job
Tri-lateral Commission
Chemtrails
Jews - [it's always them]
COVID-19
This space is for you! No shame! Have at it! Go to town, as "they" say.
citizen
Apr 24, 20 2:06 pm
Great thread.
What's all this fuss I hear about "personal hygiene"?
Are people blind to the influence of the military-deodorant complex? Stop being (good-smelling) sheep!
SneakyPete
Apr 24, 20 6:19 pm
It's all a hoax to bring down
Big Patchouli.
b3tadine[sutures]
Apr 24, 20 7:05 pm
Big PATCHOULI! That was my Sopranos name.
citizen
Apr 25, 20 1:25 pm
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x-jla
Apr 24, 20 3:06 pm
cia plotted to blow up a cafe in Miami to blame on Castro. Actually true
US infected black soldiers with Syphilis....also true
Gulf of Tonkin...true
CIA allowed crack into US in the 80s-90s....turned out to be true...
All conspiracy theories are theories before being proven to be actual conspiracies. Are we asking people to not question?
Non Sequitur
Apr 24, 20 3:52 pm
Conspiracy theories are their fanclub members, as they are popularly labeled, are loosly drawn stings between events with implied agenticity to suit a pre-existing conclusion. No-one in the groups B3ta lists are really crticial thinkers.
x-jla
Apr 24, 20 4:35 pm
Critical thinking is accepting the mainstream narrative? Most conspiracy theories are dumb, like flat earth, fake moon landing, etc, but to write off any theory that’s off kilter with the mainstream media narrative as a conspiracy theory is really dangerous imo. It it implies that any deeper dive is for abnormal loonies. There are some very famous “conspiracy theories” that actually turned out to be real conspiracies. If you think the story that you get from the government via media is the complete truth then you are very naive. NSA was a “conspiracy theory”. Of course some theories are wacky, but can’t write them all off. JFK, MLK, etc. a lot we don’t know. Pretending we know is dumb, pretending we have the full truth is equally dumb. Conspiracy theories are a way to challenge the latter, even if incorrect, they are likely correct in that the “truth” is not the whole story.
The elite are vaccinated. Bill Gates did this on purpose to sell vaccines and kill off old people.
square.
Apr 24, 20 3:30 pm
shhh.. they're approaching
SneakyPete
Apr 24, 20 6:20 pm
Shhhhh.
Non Sequitur
Apr 24, 20 3:49 pm
I just hate how they add water to my fluoride. That's forced medication done under the guise of "hydration" but us, the enlighten people, know it's just another mind-control game.
^ Love the Canadian gaydar trying to keep homosexuals off of the Mounties (Mountees?).
For pete's sake, NS, what's going on up there?
Non Sequitur
Apr 24, 20 5:35 pm
Must have been a bad hockey season. Boredom makes for crazie ideas.
SneakyPete
Apr 24, 20 6:03 pm
VACCINATIONS ARE CONTRARY TO GOD'S WILLL
b3tadine[sutures]
Apr 24, 20 6:18 pm
FinallY! A Conspiracy WE can ALL embrace.
revolutionary poet
Apr 24, 20 7:10 pm
I've been studying Ezra Pound lately, besides is one badass Haiku, I've never understood much. But here, a link to a long standing conspiracy, could it be one of the best Poets ever (if you can understand the guy) propagated one of the greatest conspiracies of all time, or truth? (falls under #9).
Based on the comment below, you basically made a forum post that asked for this...but you really should be considering Ezra Pound's Legacy - how many English writers did he make historically important in English Literature? (random note: Marienetti used to hang with Mussolini, the architect of Futurism Sant Elia died in the war just like Pounds boy Henri Gaudier-Brzeska who was a part of a knock off version of Futurism - Vorticism - interesting to note) Good thing Sanford Kwinter never talked about Vorticism and only Futurism, otherwise we'd be talking about Ezra Pound more as architects... (directional verbal diaharea)
revolutionary poet
Apr 24, 20 7:11 pm
/\ please note this represents nothing on my end besides research, for those sensitive PC types who look for anything to justify their emotional conditions against normal humans.
2:15 ( anti-intellectuallism = popularity of conspiracy theories)
Non Sequitur
Apr 24, 20 8:56 pm
What do you have against waffles?
Ancient Sheds
Apr 24, 20 9:05 pm
they're anti-llectual
Non Sequitur
Apr 24, 20 9:11 pm
It's because you're not eating them with real (canadian) maple syrup.
citizen
Apr 24, 20 9:46 pm
Oh, Lord, not the vicious waffle debate again. I thought that was finally settled by the Cream of Wheat accord back in '07.
Ancient Sheds
Apr 24, 20 9:47 pm
well yeah bruh, I'm in USA...my stuffs velveeta cheese like, possibly imported from a country we need but blame everything for...(in real world I do only buy organic farm sourced maple syrup, its 4x price of regular)...I also ref. 1:10:10 from above ;)
revolutionary poet
Apr 24, 20 10:25 pm
Beta great forum post, it gives me the opportunity to point out that "Conspiracy Theorists" ride both sides of the aisle (Dem's and Rep's) or Rural and Urban peeps are same.
Martin Heidegger - Nazi (history appears to be rewriting itself if you follow opinions on him)
He wrote about Being and Consciousness and ultimately his final over intellectualized trajectory of German thinking (Kant-Hegel-Marx) ends up more or less sounding like Zen Yoga theory from the East.
Accordingly all his thought should be discounted.
Go get your theory books on architecture kids, mainly written by liberal left wing collegiate types, man do they reference Heidegger with regard to dwelling. You see kids, all your college profs are Nazis.
Conspiracy Theories on Architecture:
See dwelling, maan, was like a German Nazi's idea maan. The human is not supposed to dwell. It's Nazism...NASA. Science. Lies....Foucalt and Derrida up your ass!
Kids: Conspiracy theories are easy, take the Tobacco Industries guidelines on doubt and you'll kill it!
“The most important type of story is that which casts doubt in the cause and effect theory of disease and smoking. Eye-grabbing headlines were needed and “should strongly call out the point – Controversy! Contradiction! Other Factors! Unknowns!” 31 (Hill and Knowlton, 1968)
revolutionary poet
Apr 25, 20 8:18 am
Philip Johnson marched with Nazis.
Philip Johnson created the Modern Architecture wing at Museum of Modern Art (MOMA).
Modern architecture is racist.
revolutionary poet
Apr 25, 20 10:36 am
The Tuned Mass Damper in the Taipei tower clearly indicates the Earth is Flat. (#4)
That damper is decorative. They use it to hide all the extra terrestrial evidence.
archi_dude
Apr 25, 20 9:36 pm
COVID19 has a greater than 1% death rate.
BulgarBlogger
Apr 25, 20 10:09 pm
I’m a Freemason, so I’ve heard it all.
Ancient Sheds
Apr 25, 20 10:23 pm
and you don't have a driver license and ride a bike everywhere.
BulgarBlogger
Apr 25, 20 10:58 pm
All of that is true.
Ancient Sheds
Apr 26, 20 8:47 am
So the National Treasure is located below the Trinity Church on Wall Street? (If A and B are true, C must be!)
Can you point on plan where treasure is, may need the funds?
BulgarBlogger
Apr 26, 20 9:03 am
It’s actually located below the Masonic Temple in Philadelphia
Ancient Sheds
Apr 26, 20 10:36 am
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revolutionary poet
Apr 25, 20 10:36 pm
#10 Kim Jong Un died of Corona. North Korea will be annexed like Crimea to China....you heard it here first.
x-jla
Apr 25, 20 11:47 pm
Word. Crazy. Ww3 comes next?
Ancient Sheds
Apr 26, 20 8:52 am
I heard this was converted into a make shift hospital.
x-jla
May 2, 20 3:51 pm
Wuhan coronavirus didn’t start in a lab. That’s the real conspiracy.
Ancient Sheds
May 2, 20 8:49 pm
The Chinese are that dumb-smart.
How can explain this, I went to an Ivy League school with a bunch of Chinese kids, and I'm just an 'merican dumbfuck. I'd ask them, why the US, you're already the 1% of your class....
they'd say "we want to think like Steve Jobs and Americans!".... I would say "so you basically want to break rules!"
they'd say - we are good at following directions..... I would say - it's not hard to break rules, just say fuck you!....
there was this one guy from China who had been studying for 9 years, he understood it, was like cool chill Chinese...
anyway I digress.
you can't be knocked off by people who don't even know what that means....
the Conspiracy theory - for 4 decades the Chinese Communists have been trying to figure out the formula for being 'cool'. T
hey still don't get it.
The CCP will continue to lose forever. dumbass communists.
you hammer and sickle fucks are no
sucks to be CCP!
cool to be Chinese ;)
Wood Guy
May 2, 20 4:01 pm
Neighbors of mine were freaked out a few nights ago when they saw a line of bright lights in the sky, in close formation, moving silently on a clear night. New military tech? Aliens? Nope, just satellites (but probably spy satellites!)
totally. i'm surprised trump hasn't blamed the aliens for seeding this virus yet. perhaps the video release is just to get the public ready for the revelation.
Here it is, backed by popular demand! This yourspace™ for completely plausible theories.
Whether it be:
This space is for you! No shame! Have at it! Go to town, as "they" say.
Great thread.
What's all this fuss I hear about "personal hygiene"?
Are people blind to the influence of the military-deodorant complex? Stop being (good-smelling) sheep!
It's all a hoax to bring down Big Patchouli.
Big PATCHOULI! That was my Sopranos name.
.
cia plotted to blow up a cafe in Miami to blame on Castro. Actually true
US infected black soldiers with Syphilis....also true
Gulf of Tonkin...true
CIA allowed crack into US in the 80s-90s....turned out to be true...
All conspiracy theories are theories before being proven to be actual conspiracies. Are we asking people to not question?
Conspiracy theories are their fanclub members, as they are popularly labeled, are loosly drawn stings between events with implied agenticity to suit a pre-existing conclusion. No-one in the groups B3ta lists are really crticial thinkers.
Critical thinking is accepting the mainstream narrative? Most conspiracy theories are dumb, like flat earth, fake moon landing, etc, but to write off any theory that’s off kilter with the mainstream media narrative as a conspiracy theory is really dangerous imo. It it implies that any deeper dive is for abnormal loonies. There are some very famous “conspiracy theories” that actually turned out to be real conspiracies. If you think the story that you get from the government via media is the complete truth then you are very naive. NSA was a “conspiracy theory”. Of course some theories are wacky, but can’t write them all off. JFK, MLK, etc. a lot we don’t know. Pretending we know is dumb, pretending we have the full truth is equally dumb. Conspiracy theories are a way to challenge the latter, even if incorrect, they are likely correct in that the “truth” is not the whole story.
We Didn't Start The FIIIIIre!
Billy Joel actually did start the fire. He’s an reptilian arsonist shape shifter.
But who controls the reptilians?
"All conspiracy theories are theories before being proven to be actual conspiracies." except the ones that aren't.
here’s one...watch video of them “joking”
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8243341/amp/White-House-Hot-Mic-Catches-Joking-Foxs-John-Roberts-Weve-Vaccinated.html
The elite are vaccinated. Bill Gates did this on purpose to sell vaccines and kill off old people.
shhh.. they're approaching
Shhhhh.
I just hate how they add water to my fluoride. That's forced medication done under the guise of "hydration" but us, the enlighten people, know it's just another mind-control game.
Don't drink it, man!
CLOROX!
HydroChLORquidproquo!
Trump basically said maybe tide pods work...these are weird times
DONALD TRUMP IS A RUSSIAN AGENT
No! Only counts when republicans do it.
yeah i like that one of the theories that is actually fairly likely just gets completely ignored.
Hillary killed Epstein.
And Carol Baskin Killed her husband. Therefore Hillary is Carol Baskin
Hilary is
tiger queen of England.
Barr killed Epstein.
https://www.readersdigest.com.au/true-stories-lifestyle/12-crazy-conspiracy-theories-actually-turned-out-be-true
Readers. Digest. FTW!
^ Love the Canadian gaydar trying to keep homosexuals off of the Mounties (Mountees?).
For pete's sake, NS, what's going on up there?
Must have been a bad hockey season. Boredom makes for crazie ideas.
VACCINATIONS ARE CONTRARY TO GOD'S WILLL
FinallY! A Conspiracy WE can ALL embrace.
I've been studying Ezra Pound lately, besides is one badass Haiku, I've never understood much. But here, a link to a long standing conspiracy, could it be one of the best Poets ever (if you can understand the guy) propagated one of the greatest conspiracies of all time, or truth? (falls under #9).
Why Pick on the Jew - #14 - March 6, 1942
(replace Italian with any current trending unwanted immigrants)
well I can't find the main one, maybe it was taken down, funny how history can be erased, but here is a transcript link.
And in your past a trail of blood and of infamy. You bought Hessians tokill your own blood in America. You bought ‘em from a stinking feudaloverlord, who was in the hands of the ROTHSCHILD; that is HISTORY. You stirred up the American savages against your own kin IN America. But now Eden and Cripps have called in the Muscovite, to bum and destroy all Eastern Europe, and kill Finland, for the sake of the stinking Jews nickel mines.
Fucking anti-semetic garbage.
Based on the comment below, you basically made a forum post that asked for this...but you really should be considering Ezra Pound's Legacy - how many English writers did he make historically important in English Literature? (random note: Marienetti used to hang with Mussolini, the architect of Futurism Sant Elia died in the war just like Pounds boy Henri Gaudier-Brzeska who was a part of a knock off version of Futurism - Vorticism - interesting to note) Good thing Sanford Kwinter never talked about Vorticism and only Futurism, otherwise we'd be talking about Ezra Pound more as architects... (directional verbal diaharea)
/\ please note this represents nothing on my end besides research, for those sensitive PC types who look for anything to justify their emotional conditions against normal humans.
Bill Hicks _ Sane Man (1989)
2:15 ( anti-intellectuallism = popularity of conspiracy theories)
What do you have against waffles?
they're anti-llectual
It's because you're not eating them with real (canadian) maple syrup.
Oh, Lord, not the vicious waffle debate again. I thought that was finally settled by the Cream of Wheat accord back in '07.
well yeah bruh, I'm in USA...my stuffs velveeta cheese like, possibly imported from a country we need but blame everything for...(in real world I do only buy organic farm sourced maple syrup, its 4x price of regular)...I also ref. 1:10:10 from above ;)
Beta great forum post, it gives me the opportunity to point out that "Conspiracy Theorists" ride both sides of the aisle (Dem's and Rep's) or Rural and Urban peeps are same.
Martin Heidegger - Nazi (history appears to be rewriting itself if you follow opinions on him)
He wrote about Being and Consciousness and ultimately his final over intellectualized trajectory of German thinking (Kant-Hegel-Marx) ends up more or less sounding like Zen Yoga theory from the East.
Accordingly all his thought should be discounted.
Go get your theory books on architecture kids, mainly written by liberal left wing collegiate types, man do they reference Heidegger with regard to dwelling. You see kids, all your college profs are Nazis.
Conspiracy Theories on Architecture:
See dwelling, maan, was like a German Nazi's idea maan. The human is not supposed to dwell. It's Nazism...NASA. Science. Lies....Foucalt and Derrida up your ass!
Kids: Conspiracy theories are easy, take the Tobacco Industries guidelines on doubt and you'll kill it!
“The most important type of story is that which casts doubt in the cause and effect theory of disease and smoking. Eye-grabbing headlines were needed and “should strongly call out the point – Controversy! Contradiction! Other Factors! Unknowns!” 31 (Hill and Knowlton, 1968)
Philip Johnson marched with Nazis.
Philip Johnson created the Modern Architecture wing at Museum of Modern Art (MOMA).
Modern architecture is racist.
The Tuned Mass Damper in the Taipei tower clearly indicates the Earth is Flat. (#4)
How a Skyscraper Stays Upright in a Typhoon - Taipei 101's epic mass damper has never swung so far.
That damper is decorative. They use it to hide all the extra terrestrial evidence.
COVID19 has a greater than 1% death rate.
I’m a Freemason, so I’ve heard it all.
and you don't have a driver license and ride a bike everywhere.
All of that is true.
So the National Treasure is located below the Trinity Church on Wall Street? (If A and B are true, C must be!)
Can you point on plan where treasure is, may need the funds?
It’s actually located below the Masonic Temple in Philadelphia
.
#10 Kim Jong Un died of Corona. North Korea will be annexed like Crimea to China....you heard it here first.
Word. Crazy. Ww3 comes next?
I heard this was converted into a make shift hospital.
Wuhan coronavirus didn’t start in a lab. That’s the real conspiracy.
The Chinese are that dumb-smart.
How can explain this, I went to an Ivy League school with a bunch of Chinese kids, and I'm just an 'merican dumbfuck. I'd ask them, why the US, you're already the 1% of your class....
they'd say "we want to think like Steve Jobs and Americans!".... I would say "so you basically want to break rules!"
they'd say - we are good at following directions..... I would say - it's not hard to break rules, just say fuck you!....
there was this one guy from China who had been studying for 9 years, he understood it, was like cool chill Chinese...
anyway I digress.
you can't be knocked off by people who don't even know what that means....
the Conspiracy theory - for 4 decades the Chinese Communists have been trying to figure out the formula for being 'cool'. T
hey still don't get it.
The CCP will continue to lose forever. dumbass communists.
you hammer and sickle fucks are no
sucks to be CCP!
cool to be Chinese ;)
Neighbors of mine were freaked out a few nights ago when they saw a line of bright lights in the sky, in close formation, moving silently on a clear night. New military tech? Aliens? Nope, just satellites (but probably spy satellites!)
https://www.pjstar.com/news/20200427/last-nightrsquos-line-of-lights-in-sky-starlink-satellites
well... do you believe...
100%
The History Channel has made it!
totally. i'm surprised trump hasn't blamed the aliens for seeding this virus yet. perhaps the video release is just to get the public ready for the revelation.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2021/03/23/ufo-report-covid-bill/
https://www.bloomberg.com/news...
this is a fun one, i'm hoping to see more of it.
https://archinect.com/forum/th...
Just in case anyone was confused "Facts First: Sidney Powell's claim that Donald Trump could simply be reinstated as president, and that a new Inauguration Day could be set, is total nonsense". Same goes for this related news.
This is my favorite of the year
that's hawt.
They got a little generous with the jawline
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a0/Bill_Gates_2018.jpg