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Lesson 1: The Art of Comparing Schools (My Sad Attempt at Putting an End to the Madness)

my fault.

 

we can argue all we want but the real answer is not the opinions, but in the math!
(i am going to get so much heat for this... )

 

note:

- LA=SCIARC, NY=PRATT 

-the "greater than" symbol ">", can also be in place for the phrase "better than.."

 

sciarc grad school > pratt gradschool
pratt undergrad > sciarc undergrad
sciarc parties > pratt parties
sciarc strange dog culture > pratt's dog culture (matters to ppl who have dogs)
sciarc's pinup wall > pratt's pinup wall
Pratt's art store > Sciarc art store

Sciarc Parking Lot > Pratt Parking Lot

LA winter > NY winter
LA summer > NY summer
NY Fine Dining > LA Fine Dining
LA Burgers > NY Burgers
LA music > NY Reggaeton
LA Beach > NY Beach
NY Rivers > LA RIVER
LA Food trucks > NY Pushcarts
NY Museums > LA Museums
NY Libraries > LA Libraries
NY Public Transit > LA Public Transit
NY Local News > LA Local News
LA weathergirl > NY weatherman

NY Parks > LA Parks
NY Bridges > LA... Bridges..?
NY air > LA air.. but both are pretty bad
NY Water > LA Water

NY Italian Ice > Mexican Fruit Bar.. but still good
Partying with LA Girl > Partying with NY Girl
Conversation with NY Girl > Conversation with LA Girl
LA Mexican Food > NY Mexican Food
NY Pizza > LA Pizza
NY Chinatown > LA Chinatown
LA Cars > NY Cars
LAS VEGAS > ATLANTIC CITY times 10,000
NY Dive Bars > LA Dive Bars
LA Hotdogs > NY Hotdogs (baconwrapped hotdogs beat a nathans)
LA Earthquakes.... Bad
NY Shopping for junk > LA Shopping for junk
Rude New Yorkers > Rude, hiding behind the weel LA Drivers
Korean Food in NY is suprisingly > Korean Food in LA 
but, Drinking in Koreatown LA > Drinking in Koreatown NY
Conan > Leno
Jersey Shore > The Hills
NY corner deli > LA seven eleven
Lakers > Knicks
but, that will soon be Knicks > Lakers, after this recent LA "fallout"
NY Bike Messengers (fast & out your way) > LA wannabe riders (slow & in your way)
OC Housewives > Staten Island Housewives... HAHA
NY Mayor > LA Mayor
LAPD = NYPD ... both shady 
2Pac ... Biggie.. i'm not going there..
LA's subcultures and NY subcultures ... you can't compare.. two different animals...

Just like the schools fools!! :)

Conclusion to students: Sometimes writing a math-poem. Yes..exactly.. a MATH-POEM, will help you calculate how much "better-thans" one school has than the other. In the end it doesn't really matter cause we're all struggling right now, so flip that coin and just pick a school! :)

 
May 13, 11 7:48 am
my fault.

sorry, i had a "sliced bread" kind of moment tonight while pullin' an allnighter.  

May 13, 11 8:03 am  · 
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FInally, someone using research and analysis to come to a framework for making a decision, not just asking random strangers on the internet!

 

This is without a doubt the BEST "what grad school should I go to?" thread ever!  

 

(With respect of course to vado's thread, which was also genius.)

May 13, 11 9:12 am  · 
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toasteroven

LA music > NY Reggaeton

 

reggaeton is not music - it's a pavlovian signal for people to start grinding on each other.

May 13, 11 9:39 am  · 
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This math poem completely ignores ≈, ≠, ≡, ≤, ≥, ∩ and ∫.

 

 

 

Sometimes I wished Archinect had a special kind of captcha for posts that asked a few questions to verify that you wanted to post a thread.

 

Something like:

1. Do you know what FASFA stands for?

2. Have you used the search tool? Are you sure you checked it twice?

3. Are you the Unicorn? (Please skip to question 5.)

4. Does this post have anything to do with Zaha Hadid? If not, please state in the space below why you are stabbing us in the heart.

5. Are you drunk and is this really a good idea?

May 13, 11 9:49 am  · 
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my fault.

J. James R. : if we gave these kids all those symbols, we would be exactly where we were before the math poem. 

May 13, 11 3:51 pm  · 
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Rusty!

This is more of a comparison of two cities rather than of two schools. But if this list puts an end to the madness, where will I go to watch trolls go at each other?

May 13, 11 4:16 pm  · 
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tricks

^ That hobbit movie is coming out soon.

May 13, 11 4:27 pm  · 
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my fault.

WE BE TROLLIN'

May 13, 11 5:01 pm  · 
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