We propose a trampoline toaster house, which draws a parallel between the jumping of happy children and the catapulting action of toast. Our proposed play house entertains children as it casts them in a surrealist spectacle. From inside a giant red toaster, children fly into the air, fall back out of view, and are launched again into sight. In the spirit of an assemblage, this project juxtaposes inexpensive and readily-available materials-- an off-the-shelf  trampoline and 2x4 frame construction-- to work a simple kind of alchemy.