May the public beware: if you are in a public space over-filled with a disproportionate amount of fit, American Apparel-wearing 20-somethings surrounded by tons of digital video cameras. You might be trampled by a MJ-dancing crowd.
Should there be a "Beat it"-threat alert level issued by DHS for public places? "We're upgrading today's threat of "Beat it" to orange due intelligence we've received from tapping lastnightsparty.com's phones."
