Holy shit! I'm fucking over pumpkin farms.... Loved them when I was a kid and I got to slosh around in the mud with my slickers on. Picked up a sweet pumpkin for $.50...
Now I go and I have to pay fucking admission. $16x4 = $64 Just to get into the damn farm... fuck that shit! I'll end up spending $200 for the fuckin' memories.. ah!!! the fucking hayride and the dumb old tire maze and some weird "rainbow" maze which is just a bunch of plywood that someone painted oh and the corn maze and the concessions and the fireworks... What?! fireworks for fucking Halloween.. are you fucking kidding me!!! I'm buying a $5 pumpkin from walmart this year. Done!
gruen
Oct 1, 16 6:53 am
Welcome to middle America.
Wilma Buttfit
Oct 1, 16 9:59 am
And the pumpkins aren't even anything great. They are small and lopsided. And if you carve one and put it on the porch, the squirrels will eat it and make a huge mess.
Wilma Buttfit
Oct 1, 16 11:19 am
Cheer up. It's corduroy and flannel season.
curtkram
Oct 1, 16 11:25 am
back in my day, pumpkins came right out of the ground. if you didn't grow your own, you could go to a farm and pick one up for pennies. didn't need hayrack rides or haunted houses or any of that. a pumpkin was just a pumpkin. it was a simpler time.
x-jla
Oct 1, 16 11:43 am
^yup. Everything has become so commercialized. Kids are over stimulated. Put me Outside with a stick and I was a happy kid...my kids need a million electronic devices and constant attractions to stay entertained....I used to jump on my mattress for fun...my kids go to a trampoline park....end of old guy rant.
b3tadine[sutures]
Oct 1, 16 2:03 pm
i go to drumpf's pumpkin patch, and steal mine.
curtkram
Oct 1, 16 2:13 pm
if drumpf eats a pumpkin, is that cannibalism?
Fivescore
Oct 1, 16 2:53 pm
Where does this charging for admission to a pumpkin farm happen? I've never heard of that - guess it hasn't made its way to New England yet. I'm not sure it can make it here - pumpkins aren't exactly rare, I've got them growing in my driveway and I didn't even plant any.
Wilma Buttfit
Oct 1, 16 3:08 pm
I had to grow my own pumpkins as a kid.
x-jla
Oct 1, 16 3:23 pm
Trump eats people
shellarchitect
Oct 3, 16 12:22 pm
admission? crazy. i got a couple big pumpkins from costco, $5
Holy shit! I'm fucking over pumpkin farms.... Loved them when I was a kid and I got to slosh around in the mud with my slickers on. Picked up a sweet pumpkin for $.50...
Now I go and I have to pay fucking admission. $16x4 = $64 Just to get into the damn farm... fuck that shit! I'll end up spending $200 for the fuckin' memories.. ah!!! the fucking hayride and the dumb old tire maze and some weird "rainbow" maze which is just a bunch of plywood that someone painted oh and the corn maze and the concessions and the fireworks... What?! fireworks for fucking Halloween.. are you fucking kidding me!!! I'm buying a $5 pumpkin from walmart this year. Done!
Welcome to middle America.
And the pumpkins aren't even anything great. They are small and lopsided. And if you carve one and put it on the porch, the squirrels will eat it and make a huge mess.
Cheer up. It's corduroy and flannel season.
back in my day, pumpkins came right out of the ground. if you didn't grow your own, you could go to a farm and pick one up for pennies. didn't need hayrack rides or haunted houses or any of that. a pumpkin was just a pumpkin. it was a simpler time.
^yup. Everything has become so commercialized. Kids are over stimulated. Put me Outside with a stick and I was a happy kid...my kids need a million electronic devices and constant attractions to stay entertained....I used to jump on my mattress for fun...my kids go to a trampoline park....end of old guy rant.
i go to drumpf's pumpkin patch, and steal mine.
if drumpf eats a pumpkin, is that cannibalism?
Where does this charging for admission to a pumpkin farm happen? I've never heard of that - guess it hasn't made its way to New England yet. I'm not sure it can make it here - pumpkins aren't exactly rare, I've got them growing in my driveway and I didn't even plant any.
I had to grow my own pumpkins as a kid.
Trump eats people
admission? crazy. i got a couple big pumpkins from costco, $5
Here's one example...
http://andersonfarms.com/pricing/
after my rant... my wife found a mom and pop that's a bit more humble. I think we'll give them a try.
^ Thanks for the link, Wurdan. I can't decide between Terror in the Corn or the Zombie Paintball Hunt.
I'll probably go with the Zombie Paintball. I can eat a can of corn at home and experience the terror privately the next morning.