Your first mistake was to confront him in the fixings isle; you should have taken him on in the power tools section, where the last vestiges of Quakerism lurking in his subconscious would have recoiled from the idea of furniture not made completely by hand, thereby lowering his guard.
Your second mistake was to use the word 'screw' in this context. It just reinforces the fact that he is and you aint.
A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."
yup, definitely Mavis. So I take it you found a new job, if you've been staying late. But I told you last time - DON'T be the guy that brings coffee and such, or it'll end up just like your last one.
you're gonna wake up one mornin as the sun greets the dawn
youre gonna look around in your mind girl and find that im gone
you dint realize
you dint realize
youre gonna miss me
youre gonna miss me baby...
now go watch high fidelity. particularly the violent fantasy scene. so hilarious.
look, you need to go out with your friends and drink some beers. do anything to keep your mind off it. this girl apparently doesn't respect you for what you do, and in that case she's no good for you. if you take her back, she still won't respect you, and if she was cheating on you, she'll continue to do so. once a cheater, always a cheater. what i would say to you is that this is probably for your own good in the long run and that you should move on. get a new place, and avoid anyplace she goes. you might love this girl, but fuck her. she's not worth it.
Spilt Milk, Dude! Save your money, learn Portugese go to Brazil and
find yourself a killer model and you will forget all about the Ex-Quaker Oil guy. Come to think of it....do you think he coats himself in oil? Bet the little porn lady hopes he is reading this post.
Nevermore... there's nothingmore than finding the next best thing (not to be confused with second best). Like drinking beer: you'll always forget the last pint, but NEVER the one in front of you.
Its better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all.
Shakespeare had a difficulty keeping the women he loved, and we been arguing for decades if he was actually on the st/nuff.
I don't have advice for you- I'm in that grey area recently questions on fidelity based on off coloured conversations with women who have some affection/attraction towards me. I wish you luck...don't become a Quaker after you've given up your iPod and laptop, you'd gotten over your girlfriend and wonder what happened to all your stuff.
She left me.
ew
Your first mistake was to confront him in the fixings isle; you should have taken him on in the power tools section, where the last vestiges of Quakerism lurking in his subconscious would have recoiled from the idea of furniture not made completely by hand, thereby lowering his guard.
Your second mistake was to use the word 'screw' in this context. It just reinforces the fact that he is and you aint.
zing zing zing
A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."
wether this whole post is for real or not:
go to handsome boy modeling school.
their $60 course is by far the best $60 you'll ever spend.
believe me, you won't be sorry for long.
This has to be a joke, but if not, it is 100% creepy.
you need to check out the videos on this site and see if you can find her
creepy? or pathetic? you choose.
yup, definitely Mavis. So I take it you found a new job, if you've been staying late. But I told you last time - DON'T be the guy that brings coffee and such, or it'll end up just like your last one.
you're gonna wake up one mornin as the sun greets the dawn
youre gonna look around in your mind girl and find that im gone
you dint realize
you dint realize
youre gonna miss me
youre gonna miss me baby...
now go watch high fidelity. particularly the violent fantasy scene. so hilarious.
Is that Doggy Innuendo and the Euphrates Cats?
the distillers..right?
roky erickson and the 13th floor elevators
She really did she take everything from you---coat hangers and both your balls!
Get a grip and pull yourself up! Keep casting and another fish will come by.
a quaker fish, right?
oh man dis is so hilarious. Suture's rite. take it.
[h1]much cooler living room[/h1]
bump
so did she come back???
yeah
13th Floor Elevators
haven't heard that for a long time. :-)
for the other thread.
look, you need to go out with your friends and drink some beers. do anything to keep your mind off it. this girl apparently doesn't respect you for what you do, and in that case she's no good for you. if you take her back, she still won't respect you, and if she was cheating on you, she'll continue to do so. once a cheater, always a cheater. what i would say to you is that this is probably for your own good in the long run and that you should move on. get a new place, and avoid anyplace she goes. you might love this girl, but fuck her. she's not worth it.
Spilt Milk, Dude! Save your money, learn Portugese go to Brazil and
find yourself a killer model and you will forget all about the Ex-Quaker Oil guy. Come to think of it....do you think he coats himself in oil? Bet the little porn lady hopes he is reading this post.
Nevermore... there's nothingmore than finding the next best thing (not to be confused with second best). Like drinking beer: you'll always forget the last pint, but NEVER the one in front of you.
get onto the freeway at 2 AM But keep your eye on the mirror.
one for vado http://www.google.com/search?q=%22working+so+hard%22+%22keep+you+in+the+luxury%22+Texans
just wondering where i had seen collartim before....
ya, this was a fun one...
I saw this on Jerry Springer the other day.
Its better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all.
Shakespeare had a difficulty keeping the women he loved, and we been arguing for decades if he was actually on the st/nuff.
I don't have advice for you- I'm in that grey area recently questions on fidelity based on off coloured conversations with women who have some affection/attraction towards me. I wish you luck...don't become a Quaker after you've given up your iPod and laptop, you'd gotten over your girlfriend and wonder what happened to all your stuff.
She just now came back.
you gonna join the gym now?
And you waited?
is this for real?
stick it in the butt, then kick her to the curb. she takes away from your drafting table love anyway...
A wise man once said, " Bitches aint shit but ho's in check". Guess which ones the bitch.
I thought it was "Bitches ain't Shit but ho's and tricks"
haha ..pour hot ramen on me..i
Apurimac, you're right. Sorry clamfan.
collartim, i don't know if it's just your writing style, but do you by any chance have a website called www.realultimatepower.net?
And now she's gone again. Dammit.
the dammit at the end says it all.
We Quakers are a strong lot, and we steal girlfriends without remorse.
It must be the oats. And if the girlfriends have no remorse, why steal them?
So you put on your robe and wizard hat?
Definitely an underrated thread.
and it gets fun spam now
Hi everyone - I spend all day and night at the office working on my masterpieces. Why did she leave me? Is architecture my true marriage?
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