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What are the best April Fool's Jokes on Uranus?

I'm asking about stuff that really cracks...

"Hey, did you hear about the Sphinx on Uranus?"

"What stinks on my anus?"

"April Fools!"

 
Apr 1, 05 11:34 am
abracadabra

i turned the bycle wheel in philadelphia and thrown out of the museum by security.

Apr 1, 05 12:19 pm  · 
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guess I was luckier

CSI Philadelphia

afterthought
Apr 1, 05 12:26 pm  · 
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abracadabra

also, i played ping pong with on kawara using one of borofsky's numbered balls.

Apr 1, 05 12:30 pm  · 
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a solar system of Heranuses?

Birth a butt?

Apr 1, 05 12:36 pm  · 
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abracadabra

thats my sister !..

Apr 1, 05 12:39 pm  · 
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Hey, you better stop feeding me like that!

Apr 1, 05 12:41 pm  · 
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abracadabra

feed you? i ain't no santa..
my sister is whole a lot of woman.

Apr 1, 05 12:49 pm  · 
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so now you're starting with astronomical black hole jokes?!?

Apr 1, 05 12:51 pm  · 
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They say Saturn is less dense than water, but you need a bathtub the size of Jupiter to prove it. Does you sister have a bathtub the size of Jupiter?

Apr 1, 05 12:54 pm  · 
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abracadabra

"Hey, did you hear about the hole on Uranus?"

"What mole on my anus?"

Apr 1, 05 12:59 pm  · 
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abracadabra

+,
in my sister's cuzzi, 4 hubbies almost drowned.
thank you rita i am laughing my ass off. this is rare. sure beats the sticks on uranus..:)

Apr 1, 05 1:12 pm  · 
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there's no foolin' you either, is there? you little magic thing you. ;-)

you know, I actually do have a mole on my right cheek. very french baroque.

now, can I please go heat those 4 egg rolls in the microwave?
why does supermarket duck sauce come in such big bottles?

Apr 1, 05 1:31 pm  · 
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The best 2005 April Fool's Joke on Uranus Award
goes to
zip at http://www.artforum.com/talkback :

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Re: Is there a "place " in our contemporary world to museums?
by zip, 04.01.05 04:17 pm

Mt St. Helens is erupting again

http://www.fs.fed.us/gpnf/volcanocams/msh/
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Congradulations zip!
First you had me wondering for like 20 minutes, and then it was severals hours until I realized, "Ah, that was zip's April Fool's joke on me." Nice work.


Apr 5, 05 1:07 pm  · 
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Uranus rotates like a rotisserie.



no foolin'

Don't worry though, the sun does shine on Uranus, it just takes 2 hours and 40 minutes to get there. And one year on Uranus is like 84 years on Earth.


laser-cut the cake, please

Apr 1, 09 11:58 am  · 
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brian buchalski

did you hear about the fire at the campground? it was intense.

Apr 1, 09 12:31 pm  · 
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"You sure we're talking about life on Uranus, cause that sure sounds a whole lot more like life at archinect/forum."

Apr 1, 09 12:49 pm  · 
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