No, they actually specifically bar those exact stats from entry to the program.

yep, I can confirm the above. Looks like you're shit-outa luck. Enjoy the BAS consolation prize.

I almost hate to ruin the sarcasm, but I will. 

Yes, sure, if they like your work and like your writing your chances are as good as anyone else. You're a writer, wow them with your letter of intent (or whatever they call it) . 

The answer to getting 1 worthless degree is not getting another one. Work for a bit and do some real research on the career first. You can do architecture with a single BIM class at a community college. 

StarchitectAlpha, it seems like you have had a rough experience in the workplace.. No degree is worthless, it is how you use the learned tools and ideas that matters.

I am wondering where StarchitectAlpha is in his career path...

Taking a much needed break from the profession. OP seriously do some research and try and get some experience before you dive in. If it's meant to be awesome, you'll then have some real world experience to use in school. If not, you won't be in even more debt.

Where are all these arch jobs that require no education whatsoever? Damn I would have loved to get in on that when I was 18 !

At Fosters obviously.

I thought Fosters was Australian for beer?

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