While I'm on this site, there's something else I've been meaning to post for a while...
Ages ago, way back when I had time to think, i.e. 2004, I thought I'd work up some Bartlett T-shirts. Anyone who knows the school will get where I'm coming from with the prison theme, I'm sure. There's even a space to write in your unit number on some of them.
Here's the link: http://www.cafepress.com/mammon
(The image above is from that website)
They're on an American website, but with the current strength of the Ã‚Â£ agains the $ it's actually pretty cheap (even including postage to the UK, it's less than Ã‚Â£15 a t-shirt).
Anyway, let me know if you like 'em. I'd be great to see someone wandering around Wates house in one.