The quickest introduction I can give;

You may remember me as this guy;

And you may also remember me as this guy;

Now I'm this guy, but you know that because you're here.

I'm from Ohio.   I really like it there.

I live in New York.  I really like it here.

Despite popular opinion, these statements are not mutually exclusive.

Yea? 

Yea.

Ya know...because [Ohio / New York] is the greatest place to live.  Sure, being [t]here can be extremely frustrating, and seemingly backwards, but that's all part of the charm. 

Thanks for tuning in.